Beef Schliszim 

The act of eating beef or any product from a cow in an unexpected way or place.

John was eating beef in India that was a total Beef schliszim he pulled.

Beef Schliszim by Beef Schliszim June 11, 2018

beef donut method 

shaping ground beef into a donut shape, and then using it to stimulate your partner's penis

"she totally beef donutted me. it's the beef donut method."

beef donut method by dogloverbutnotinthatway6969 June 19, 2018

beef about 

complain about

Don't beef about Karen. He is always beefing about his working conditions.

beef about by joy1203 October 25, 2018

Beef Pounder 

When someone jacks you off so hard, it is like pounding beef.

Damn, my girlfriend just gave me beef pounder!

Beef Pounder by ChikiBriki69 November 15, 2018

Beef Broth 

When someone with no intention of preserving your sanity runs off with the bag

"Roy got beef broth'd when the man ran out of his mothers /brothers crawfish with the bag"
"Jay law, beef broth, raindrop, smoking stolen cookie, at the trick tock"

Beef Broth by Lilantony December 5, 2018

Beef Magnet

an absolute dickhead who feels the need to be involved in every argument

Person 1: “i can’t believe they’re arguing again”
Person 2: “Let’s go see what’s happening”
Person 1: “Let’s not get involved, stop being such a beef magnet

Beef Magnet by beefmagnetsaredickheads December 12, 2018

Beef Stew 

To take a wet shit in someone’s mout.

Man, Jake just got Beef stewed.

Beef Stew by Bimbo83922 December 18, 2018