4th of april

national give u crush head day

on the 4th of april mia should give AB head

by AB/M April 3, 2023

April 26

April 26 is a declared as Donovan Day and on this day a bunch of people of people will masterbate to Lego Porn for a full 24 hours

I’ll never look at legos the same way again after April 26

by SchizophreniaGaming January 19, 2023

April 24

National Aaron Warner day

To celebrate the character Aarons Warner's birthday, from the famous book series shatter me, the 24th of April is now celebrated as his own National day. Happy Birthday Warner

Bob "Hey It's April 24th, you know what day it is?"
Some random disgusting dude "NAtToNal pURge/RaPe oF WoMEn DaY"
Bob " No you a$$hat, Its NATIONAL AARON WARNER DAY, WOOOOOOOOOO"
Be more like Bob

by April24_NationalAaronWarnerday February 5, 2023

April 24th

In which days men and women either prepare to rape someone.

OR A DAY WHERE WE ALL GET TOGETHER AND BEAT THEM SENSELESS

"I heard Jenna was gonna participate in April 24th.."
"Ew I used to date her"

by anonymous April 4, 2023

April 20

National singles make out day. Make out with a fellow single

Me: hey you know what today is..?

Them : uh April 20th.. why?

Me: Yk what that means.. it’s national singles make out day. Let’s make out!

Them: okay let’s do it!

by Azakana April 11, 2023

April 24th

National Nothing Day

April 24th is National Nothing Day. Since everyone thinks only women can be victims, or that this should be "national murder day", how about "National Nothing Day"? Sounds like a more peaceful world.

by ChatGPTPlus April 16, 2023

April 24

This day is “National” R*pe day
If you are a r*pist please pull into a car dealership and get a car and smash it into a wall and burn it, after that go jump off a mountain <3

Person 1 : Oh no It’s April 24
Person 2 : We shouldn’t go on a walk today than..

by __Cryingduckling April 19, 2023