American Football

A sport that can be played professionally by any retard who can afford McDonald's or Steroids on a daily basis and/or can run real fast. A gym subscription will also come in handy for this sport. Played on a field which is 100 yards in length, the retards tackle each other fighting over a pigskinaka the football. When one of the leaner players on the field makes it to the other team's side points are scored. This is called a touchdown. Points can also be scored by a field goal where the pigskin is kicked between two poles.

Forest kept on running and running, even after scoring the touchdown.

by RicDaSpic April 12, 2005

american idiot

a. An overrated conceptual rock-album by the "punk" band Green Day.

b. 1.) The modern overly-patriotic American. 2.) The modern tasteless mainstream consumer.

a. The new Green Day album "American Idiot" is an overblown album that conveys very few insightful ideas about modern politics and pop culture.

by Gus Falcon September 26, 2005

Afro American

A Black American who deludes him/her self into believing they still have ties to Africa

"Hey I am an African American, just because I am black. The fact that I haven't set foot in Africa let alone being born there, does not change the fact."

by Daemien wrath March 20, 2007

american football

the best damn sport ever invented... for all you europeans making football sound so easy i would love to see yalls ass on that field and in that wieght room year around trying to get ready for football season and we wear pads cause we're so damn strong and so fast we'd die from hittin so hard so shut the fuck up damn europeans

jimmy: hey man lets go play some rugby.

corey: hell no dude rugbys for smelly europeans who like huggin each other the game, lets play some good ole american football.

by bobby buschay July 30, 2010

American Idol

One of the worst shows ever!!!!!!!!!!!!! the only good thing is Simon Cowell.

Simon is so mean its great.

by none-of-ur-buisness March 9, 2005

american football

a sport fat pussyoles who need to wear pads to stop them crying, and who need breaks every 10 seconds cos they are too tired. :(

1: american football is a game for pussyoles
2: too right man

by lolipopz November 25, 2007

American Penis

Horny little mongrel, often taking over the brain and raping any type of hole in sight. Rumors say the American penis will dig into furry holes and loves to plunge into animals as well. Especially monkeys.

The American penis enters a the horrified monkey below the waste from the back.

by Johnmalone882 November 2, 2008