When you use a can of beer like a fleshlight and then ejaculate into it, then mix it up and offer it to your girlfriend.
GF: "Hey Babe can you get me a drink?"
You: "Yeah sure, you want a Cherry Cream Ale?"
GF: "Sure? I don't remember us getting them but I'll try one."
You: "Okay, give me 5 minutes. And maybe turn up the music."
You: "Yeah sure, you want a Cherry Cream Ale?"
GF: "Sure? I don't remember us getting them but I'll try one."
You: "Okay, give me 5 minutes. And maybe turn up the music."
by fufck January 01, 2024
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 14, 2025
by Psyjka November 22, 2021
by Adopted spaghetti noodle January 04, 2020
Hey girl, your Outfit is al dente.
Yo brah, how was your date yesterday? - Al dente.
This ass is al dente!
Yo brah, how was your date yesterday? - Al dente.
This ass is al dente!
by AIRDMissitsEXMissitsEverywhere May 24, 2017
Hey man, I heard you were trying to get with Emily. Don't let her friendly demeanor fool you - she's actually al dente.
by DeepUltraViolet December 21, 2020
....... and the usual suspects.
Generally used after naming and shaming some one or thing, giving permission for the listener to compile their own mental list of those who can be attibuted to the ghastly deed.
Generally used after naming and shaming some one or thing, giving permission for the listener to compile their own mental list of those who can be attibuted to the ghastly deed.
by Treedweller76 August 17, 2018