Zombie

the state of being dead and alive at the same time

what a human feels (and looks like) after having a hangover

1.
-look dude a zombie
-that's my wife without makeup

2.
-i feel (and look like) a zombie
-hey me too
-who are you?

by SoCratesTheCook June 1, 2017

Maude zombie

Wicked ass derby girl that always drinks her boyfriends under the table.

P1 "We went out last night and my girlfriend totally Maude Zombied me."
P2 "you gotta dump that bitch, she be showing you up."

by TalkerBettyCrocker February 10, 2014

Zombie Steve

Popular streamer Syndicate used to mention Steve while playing Call Of Duty Zombies.

"Oh, Zombie Steve? He's chained up in the basement. Yeah he's fine."

by Lapos October 28, 2020

zombie blow job

When the blower pretends to be a zombie as they hoark the cock.

My girlfriend got all tuned up on wine coolers and bath salts and gave me a zombie blow job. I need some neosporin.

by Cully Mumbles September 30, 2017

Zombie Skeleton

A woman who wears to much makeup, smells, and starves herself to the point that you can see her ribs.

Do you see her? She looks like a zombie skeleton.

by Brow20k January 26, 2014

Sugar Zombie

What you turn in to when you've had too much sugar but feel like you need more to live.
Symptoms include: Hugging strangers, moaning loudly and laughing at inanimate objects.

We had so much sugar at the sleepover, we turned into sugar zombies. You wouldn't happen to have any sweets, would you?

by popcornpsychic August 17, 2011

koopa zombie

From the Mario Bros 3. cartoons. A human who got possessed and muted by the toxic koopa trash that made them look like a mixture of themselves and King Koopa.

After Melissa touched the toxic koopa trash, she turned into a koopa zombie.

by LL6000 May 18, 2016