Cute

Verb.
Used when someone or something is, not working, being dumb, annoying, illogical.
The offending party can use it to acknowledge/describe themselves. "cute me"

(brad drops his lunch) Garry "cute brad dropping his lunch"
(fictional or real character does something dumb) Mary " cute character being dumb"
(your car wont start) you "cute car wont starting"

by smolderboy November 30, 2023

Cute

Caitlin

Caitlin is cute because she’s cautlin

by SKPOOPKS March 9, 2021

cute

he/she wants to make out with you for hours.

"oh cute"

she wants to kiss me huh?

by hesmineonly March 27, 2023

cute

something very adorable, aesthetically pleasing, attractive in an endearing way. aka, nova

"Wow! Nova is very cute!"

by pinktea August 9, 2022

cute

A satirical slang term for undesirable force majeure

Cool, so my heartbreak, failure, or mental breakdown was simply the universe’s cute little plan? This is essentially the emotional equivalent of ghosting. It avoids real emotions and tells us to tough it up rather than actually working through the pain.

by Emotional Cruiser November 23, 2025

Scissor cute

When a girl is so cute to the point that another girl wants to spread her legs so they can rub or grind their vaginas together.

I can't help it; my friend is starting to look scissor cute.

by Rhaydden January 15, 2024

Cute Take

a hot take in a topic, usually toxic, bigoted, and highly fact deficient by someone banking on their attractiveness to make it acceptable and defended by their audience.

Asides from the completely off base premise of Becky's cute take, the fervor of which her stans defended it was disturbing.

by ShoNuff77 July 24, 2022