Picking up your own napkin is when you can contort yourself in order to suck your own genitalia. This often involves having a couple of your ribs surgically removed. It refers to when you drop your napkin at the dinner table & have to bend over & get it without getting out of your chair
If you can't get a date just stay home & pick up your own napkin!
I decided to just stay home tonight and pick up my own napkin
My wife walked in and I was picking up my own napkin
I decided to just stay home tonight and pick up my own napkin
My wife walked in and I was picking up my own napkin
by Neddy100 December 16, 2013
Get the pick up your own napkinmug. 
by PezLad70 March 16, 2023
Get the winds picking upmug. Kaylaheyyy
A manipulative, repulsive pick me who had dated her whole guy friend group as in results of her in a bad situation.
by 330hey January 26, 2022
Get the Pick memug. A "Pick Me" Girl is a slang term used to describe girls who desperately try to seem like they're different or "not like other girls" in order to attract male attention. "Pick me" girls are often portrayed as females who bend over backward for men to fit in as "one of the boys" by any means necessary, including supporting traditional female gender roles like cooking and cleaning for their partners or putting down other women. They often remove themselves from coffee review posts as a tag. They also usually have a massive sook when they get named pick me. Such that they would stop talking to you. They are often jealous of what matt and are have.
Ohh look at that photo such a pick me thing to do. Reminds me of what that Sarah Mccartney girl always posts.
Look she wants attention... such a Sarah thing to do.
Look she wants attention... such a Sarah thing to do.
by Marvilscious February 3, 2022
Get the Pick Memug. by anonymous August 3, 2021
Get the pick me upmug. by Kaylee Trampus December 9, 2024
Get the pick up and throw aroundmug.