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Jacob

A Jacob is usually a fuckboy. Is a loyal and great friend...to guys. A Jacob has no way of behaving around girls, and tends to act inappropriately. He will go through girl after girl, after girl. He only stays with a girl no longer than a few weeks though, and he DOES NOT do serious relationships. Jacobs tend to be devilishly handsome, but watch out; thats exactly what lures a girl in. A Jacob will usually have terrible self esteem, and the moment their fragile ego is bruised they will lash out. They spread rumors and gossip like a wildfire, so never tell a Jacob a secret. A Jacob can have a heart of gold, but their need to always be cool tends to ruin that. They'll do anything to be accepted, to feel cool and adored, but they have a lack of work ethic. Jacobs tend to be more social, and will forgo studying or working hard to just talk to people. A Jacob can have a lot of amazing potential but will waste it for the sake of being cool, getting another girl, or just pure laziness.
Girl 1: I can't believe he cheated on me!

Girl 2: well yeah, he's a Jacob.

Boy 1: He doesn't do any of the work, but they still are giving him an A!

boy 2: Well of course he doesn't work, he's a jacob.
by RandomToast August 18, 2018
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Jacob

by Bdavis12345@FaZe_Apollo August 16, 2019
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Jacob head ass

a lil kid that cant grow up , has a lil dick , and cant get bitches
yea the guy at the bar was such a jacob head ass
by big dick jacob December 13, 2016
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jacobs dick size

"You got what's called a Jacobs dick size!"
by Hiiii1-10 December 26, 2016
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Jacob

Hes like the most athletic guy u know. Hes really good at basketball to.
Girl1 Have you seen that althletic guy
Girl2 Ya thats jacob
Girl1 How do u know

Girl2 Have u seen his basketball skills
by JCPENNYGUY May 27, 2018
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Jacob

Gay piece of shit who sucks dick all day

Wont stop sucking my dick
He love dick in his ass soooo far

#dick sucker
#ass lover
#loves dick in his ass
Jacob likes dick
by 1234 knock on my door November 18, 2019
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Jacob's road

Fillled to the brim with pedophilia and sodomy; a favorite hangout for all of South Texan child molesters.
Stay the fuck away from Jacob's road:lest ye be sodomized.
by Stokido July 5, 2009
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