Fruit cake

Someone that is crazy, spontaneous, mad, eccentric and perhaps mentally ill.

*ring ring, ring ring*
Caller: Hello is that Alex?
Unknown: No its the Psychiatric ward.
Caller: Oh whats happened to Alex.
Nurse: He was pursued by police after stealing a bottle of Vodka, downing it, getting naked and swimming in a lake. When they first attempted to arrest him he ripped a piece of wood from a fence and hit the policeman with it, so they put him in a riot van and took him here.
Caller: Hahaha oh no what an absolute fruit cake, whats the address of the ward I will come and see him.

by oggy ostrich April 9, 2017

Diner Cake

A person who is extremely attractive on the outside but crummy and ugly on the inside.

"I was at a party the other night and I ran into your ex boyfriend, what a diner cake!"

by lastxmas January 19, 2009

Patty Cake

A girl with an ass that ain’t to big or to small but is known to taste like birthday cake on the cheeks

Dude, did you eat Rosies patty cake last night? How it tasted?

by B-RonLallo January 15, 2021

cake the make

Someone who wears way too much make up and generally requires a chisel to remove the many layers.

Friend 1 "Tanya looks so brown and pasty!"
Friend 2 "Yeah talk about cake the make!"

by FluteFairy August 4, 2007

cake cheesewell

Absolute unit, steals all the birds, beats ninja in all the 1v1s

Cake cheesewell is sneaky

by Cake cheesewells best m8 June 12, 2018

Vagina-cake

a girl who likes to put a tampon in with the door unlocked and her roommate right outside.

Amber walks in saying "hope your not naked!"
roommate " omg iam i was about to put in a tampon"
Amber "eeeek you are such a vagina-cake"

by southerngirl1713 March 7, 2012

Cake Dodging

When someone is absent from there place of work on there birthday to prevent them from having to purchase cakes for their colleagues. Thus dodging there turn to purchase a tasty treat for the work mates.

He is on holiday this week!!!" "But it is his birthday on monday is he Cake Dodging again??

by Digit-Trump October 8, 2010