Eat a dick glazed in shit

An exclamation of anger or disgust.

Imagine a Long John doughnut covered in chocolate, but instead, a dick covered in shit.

Fuck you, eat a dick glazed in shit!

I wish Snooki would eat a dick glazed in shit.

by RedPhalkon March 26, 2011

Fucking gay ass shit

(Adjective)- Whilst being annoyed while playing popular first person shooters thoust shall lose in fair fight and blame the game, or shall shout at TV that is not listening to said players rage and say "That's fucking gay ass shit!"

*While using shotgun at close range* How'd he kill me with that shotgun!? I'm using the same gun and he beat me! How!? That's fucking gay ass shit right there."

by An annoyed Fag August 7, 2016

Sunday Funday Shit Show

A Carry On drinking event from the party Saturday night. Usually entailing having a large group of people drinking at brunch, carrying mini bottles of liquor for "pocket shots", eating organic gas station eggs, drinking in basement level bars, and occasionally breaking out into festive song and dance, such as "Hava Nagila".

"Wow, after brunch that really turned into a Sunday Funday Shit Show."

by DjDivix January 11, 2012

Joe Shit The Rag Man

1970's term of endearment for a person who has an over-inflated ego and believes he or she is the absolute best at everything and always right.

He got in my face and told me the AMC Pacer was a four-door car. Who does he think he is, Joe Shit The Rag Man?

by Bert West February 28, 2022

Does the Pope shit in the woods?

Phrase used to answer a question that has an obvious "yes" or "no" answer. Made famous by Carl Johnson (CJ) of GTA: San Andreas.

Caesar: You wanna make some money?

CJ: Does the Pope shit in the woods?

Caesar: Why you keep askin' me that, holmes? I told you, I dunno. Where the holiness does his business, is his business.

by Fünky Füror April 17, 2010

two poop shit whore

a name used to refer to Tupac Shakur.

Tyrone please tell me you don't listen to that ass pony two poop shit whore

by Chief Bootknocker November 28, 2009

21 gun salute shit

An attempted shit where one makes loud intense farts, but no actual crap comes out.

I wish I could deuce, but all I've been doing in the bathroom is a 21 gun salute shit.

by BS Man February 23, 2006