MS Word Fucked

When Microsoft Word decides that it wants to slide sentences from the top of a new page onto the bottom of an older one, thereby reducing the overall length of the document.

- "Oh hell yeah, I've only got to write another paragraph or two to meet the 10 page requirement."
- MS Word Fucked
- "FUCK!!! Now I need about three. Alright whatever."
- MS Word Fucked
- "GOD. WHY IS MY CURSOR NOT MOVING WHILE I TYPE!!!"

by nerd_rage October 10, 2012

Jersey Shore Fucked

The feeling you get about a show when you are watching it for the pure fact that you are disgusted by the people on it.

Yeh that last episode of The Circle was jersey shore fucked.

I feel jersey shore fucked after that last installment of TMZ.

by Bendark July 31, 2012

Hulk the Fuck Out

A situation when a person goes momentarily crazy and unleashes their violent rage upon someone.

Whatever dumbass ate MY block of cheese that I paid my hard earned cash on, not only can you S my D, but I will be taking it to a lab for DNA samples, and when I find out which one of you it was.. You better believe I am going to hulk the fuck out on you!!!

by QueenBxoxo November 15, 2011

Fuck me pack

An Accessory- A small, usually black leather or vinyl backpack, worn by females going out for a night on the razz to nightclubs, parties, bars, and other social locations, by women who may or may not wish to send the signal "fuck me". Worn in place of handbag or clutch to carry around essentials for a night out.

Very popular late 1990s and often worn with Fuck Me Boots.

“Hey Shazza, were you wearing your fuck me pack the night you scored my ex?”

by NZ Queenie August 7, 2023

zombie pig fuck

when you and a fat girl both take flakka/krokodil and have a 2 hour mindless sec session

liam: me and debbie had a 2 hour long zombie pig fuck

gavin: i wish my gf would do the same

kraig: i thought that’s how jewish people had sex

by i like hunt bitches August 15, 2023

Butt Fucking a Pussy

When she asks you to go inside her vagina and treat it like a butt hole.

Ashford: Hey man what do you know about Butt Fucking a Pussy…?

Braylon: I’ve only done it 14 times. You have to really throw your weight around and make sure to save up a behemoth load.

Ashford: Yeah okay that makes sense uncle Braylon. Let’s just hope I can throttle some flesh

Braylon: Good luck nephew. Make sure you break a sweat.

by Leland Bruce September 8, 2023

Miles fucking Kane

A scouse musician,

Who is the most perfect person on this earth he’s so perfect. he’s beautiful at the guitar, his energy on stage is other worldly, he pulled Alex Turner (lead singer of arctic monkeys), he’s the most gorgeous person, great personality, is besties with Lana Del Ray, was in a band with Matt Helders (drummer of arctic monkeys) and Graham Coxon (guitarist of blur )(the jaded hearts club) pretty hands, makes stunning music, ONEE MANNN BANDDD, has brilliant music taste, looks like he gives the best hugs ever, has the most contagious and life giving laugh ever, AND he can pull off a buzz cut.

“MILES MILES MILES FUCKING KANE”
“Who the fuck is that?”
“Are you dumb or something he’s the most perfect guy in the world.”

by CARRIDESbykat September 10, 2023