One Man Band

The act of giving yourself fellatio and simultaneously fingering yourself in the ass.

Wow that dude sure loves the smell of his own farts. He is really flexible too. I bet he sits at home at night playing his one man band.

by inagadadavida November 10, 2012

Mon Man

A very sexy, cool, amazing girl who has an unfortunate nickname because her friends are mean.

person 1: "Why is that girl's friends calling her mon man?"

person 2: "Because she has a dick."

person 1: "Oh..."

by DaisyTheMexican December 25, 2012

Man up and Go Vols

To imbibe alcohol through your anus.

"Hey, Ted, wanna Man up and Go Vols tonight and get sloppy?"

"Nah, sorry, Matt, I saw that pathetic press conference - I'd prefer to keep my dignity."

by JEERTR January 7, 2013

Pulled Down by the Man

The moment in time when you get flagged down by an adult who cthinks they know better.

Sorry Monica couldn't make it... She got pulled down by the man.

by Inead January 26, 2013

Old Man Derangement Syndrome

(1)Complete reversal of previous positions on important or trivial matters affecting everyday life ... normally but not necessarily appearing when one turns 50+ ...

(2)Suddenly giving up on previously held beliefs ... Flipping-flopping on a given issue ...

Bob is a peace activist his entire life, but while on his death bed, he decides that conflict is a necessary action of humanity, he is obviously suffering from "Old Man Derangement Syndrome".

Fran is a life long Republican, but when she turns 60 years old, Fran becomes a Democrat, throwing away long .held political beliefs.

Jim believes in marriage being between a male and female, but in his later years of life, decides marriage can be between a male and female, a male and male, or a female and female.

by HatesOldManFlipFlopping November 9, 2012

Manning Around

1) To exude your masculinity when it is at its highest point.

2) To frolic in a very manly way

Joe:Did you see Danny hitting on that girl?!

Tom:Naw man he wasen't he was just manning around

by Captain Barbosa December 10, 2012

Poor Man's Plate

When you haven't done the dishes, and you make an oven pizza. So you put it on the cardboard box.
Complete opposite of Fine China

"Yo man were out of plates..." Guy 1
"Just put it on the box!" Guy 2
"Here's the Poor Man's Plate..." #1

by PokingAPanda July 23, 2012