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Virgin Dick Syndrome

When a girl loses her virginity to a guy she is dating and then becomes obsessed with having sex with him to the point of it being too excessive.
I finally got my new girlfriend to sleep with me, and now I can't get her to stop, she's totally suffering from virgin dick syndrome.
by Hfthvfhbv September 25, 2013
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dick in a dogs ass

"Putting a dick in a dog's ass" or "Putting a dick in a dogs ass all day long " is the time honored art of achieving absolutely nothing at all.
Little Jimmy spent his entire summer putting a dick in a dogs ass.
by Chris Crown January 6, 2015
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Johnny Cash Dick

When you have a combination of too much alcohol and cocaine, and can't get it up when trying to fuck a girl. Can also mean an inability to bust due to too much alcohol/cocaine.
"I was fucking this girl for 5 hours straight and she wanted me to bust but I just couldn't! It was probably from all that alcohol and coke I did."

"Sounds like you had Johnny Cash dick."
by g-smallz September 14, 2013
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bag of beat dicks

Adj. The tired feeling of sleepiness after beating off multiplied by an entire bag of beat dicks. ; extreme tiredness
I just ran five miles, I feel like a bag of beat dicks.
by Bertdogg54 June 18, 2015
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Sucking The Devil's Dick

To cling onto power and to sacrafice your morals for it. To Suck The Devil's Dick, is to get on you knees and beg.

"Bro you hear Jordon Peterson is Sucking The Devil's Dick?!?"
"Yea! I was watching Owen Benjamin last night and it opened my eyes"
Satan, Hedonism, Humour, Sucking The Devil's Dick
by Retkid October 9, 2018
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Second Hand Dick

When you touch an object that has just been touched by a dick; in most cases that object is a hand. like if someone jerks off and you touch their hand after
Sabrina holds jeffs hand.
jeff says i just held my dick with that hand when i went pee
sabrina says WTF u just gave me second hand dick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by sabbycat14 February 4, 2010
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