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national kill your whole family and everyone on earth day

national kill your whole family and everyone on earth day
joke btw dont do it
sometimes you just want to just fucking kill everyone on earth well today you can

september 20th
hey can i kill you
why
because its national kill your whole family and everyone on earth day
OK
by playergod March 21, 2021
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Leave me in your mother (azov oti be-ima shkha)

Although I Agree with the previous definition, I would like to add a reference to the origin of the phrase.
The phrase itself became quite popular thanks to a Satiric TV show called Erez Nehederet (= Wonderful Country), In That show, we among other things followed up on a "Reality Show" called "Moskuna Project" talking about a family called the Moskunas that has to compete each other in order to remain part of that family. Every week, another member would be cast away from the family until only one is left as the true Moskuna.
In this show, every time the father was addressed by anyone his reply would always be "Leave me in your mother".
"Hey Dad, where are you?"
"Leave me in your mother (azov oti be-ima shkha)"

"Happy Birthday!!!!"
"Leave me in your mother (azov oti be-ima shkha)"
by Shay S. July 21, 2008
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You can't have your cake and eat it too

you cant enjoy what is yours. you can work or you can enjoy.

example:
you work really hard and finish a report, someone else takes credit.

or

you have a gorgeous girlfriend whom only others enjoy in bed.
you enjoy fishing and eating fish, you catch a fish, but your wife eats it.

she says "You can't have your cake and eat it too"
by geneva rain August 11, 2006
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Nov 9 National hug your bestie day

Give your bestie a hug on November 9
Hey bestie its Nov 9 National hug your bestie day
by Lovetackos44 November 8, 2021
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National Treat Your Gf/Bf as Royalty Day

on march 22 you have to treat your significant other as the queen/king of the world. Give them all of your attention, no matter what. Give them compliments, give them kisses, cuddles, and just treat them!
Dylan: dude, National Treat Your Gf/Bf as Royalty Day! What are you going to do for your girlfriend?

Kaiden: i'm going to give her tons of kisses and treat her like a queen
by lovelyllamas March 15, 2021
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National Give your significant other a mug day

You're meant to give your significant other a mug today.
bob: Hey Lisa I got you a mug!
Lisa: Why..?-
Bob: It's April 14th, aka National Give your significant other a mug day!
by LetMeMakeYourDay April 13, 2022
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ill whoop your ass up and down the street

When you are really upset and will totally whoop there ass not just a small ass whooping
The hubba says Ill whoop your ass up and down the street
by Billygraen January 3, 2019
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