Tables that disguise themselves with makeup and jewelry just to ignore the fact that they’re truthfully guys in disguise
by Smelly stinker hater April 29, 2018
A STAT girl is the woman who thrives on the magical power of statutory holidays—it's her elixir.
While others burn PTO for week-long escapes, the STAT girl knows the true secret to happiness: a three-day weekend.
In only 72 hours, she transforms from an exhausted, red-eyed corporate grind betch to living her best life—rested, motivated, and as energizing as her every morning overpriced soy latte.
STAT Girls have perfected the art of turning a mere long weekend into a personal renaissance. They embody balance: work hard Tuesday to Friday.
STAT Girls love — (em dashes) and Moo Deng. STAT Girls don't do anything just for "the plot".
A STAT girl doesn’t fear the return of Tuesday; she greets it, waving with freshly manicured nails, bright-eyed motivation, and an at-home tooth whitening kit sparkling smile.
While others burn PTO for week-long escapes, the STAT girl knows the true secret to happiness: a three-day weekend.
In only 72 hours, she transforms from an exhausted, red-eyed corporate grind betch to living her best life—rested, motivated, and as energizing as her every morning overpriced soy latte.
STAT Girls have perfected the art of turning a mere long weekend into a personal renaissance. They embody balance: work hard Tuesday to Friday.
STAT Girls love — (em dashes) and Moo Deng. STAT Girls don't do anything just for "the plot".
A STAT girl doesn’t fear the return of Tuesday; she greets it, waving with freshly manicured nails, bright-eyed motivation, and an at-home tooth whitening kit sparkling smile.
She's not a regular girl, she's a STAT girl.
BRATs are out, STATs are in.
A STAT girl doesn’t need to 'find herself' in Bali; she found herself halfway through a heart burn rendering bottle of white wine she claims to never drink again on a perfectly timed statutory holiday.
STAT girls are proof that the corporate grind hasn’t crushed all of our spirits, as long as there's a perfectly timed statutory holiday.
She's not taking vacation. She's in her STAT Girl Era.
BRATs are out, STATs are in.
A STAT girl doesn’t need to 'find herself' in Bali; she found herself halfway through a heart burn rendering bottle of white wine she claims to never drink again on a perfectly timed statutory holiday.
STAT girls are proof that the corporate grind hasn’t crushed all of our spirits, as long as there's a perfectly timed statutory holiday.
She's not taking vacation. She's in her STAT Girl Era.
by reallybigmajorleaguesportsfan December 13, 2024
by smashedguitarist September 02, 2016
by eeeeeeeeeeeh October 03, 2023
A super-privileged white girl who takes her privilege for granted and has never had to work a day in her life.
She's so skinny that you can see her bones sticking out of her legs when she's wearing shorts.
Has the smallest tits I've ever seen in an adult woman. (Girl, this isn't high school; those As will get you nowhere.)
She should probably get breast implants if she ever wants to look attractive.
She's so pale, you'll think she's an albino.
She's attracted to short, brown guys.
She's so skinny that you can see her bones sticking out of her legs when she's wearing shorts.
Has the smallest tits I've ever seen in an adult woman. (Girl, this isn't high school; those As will get you nowhere.)
She should probably get breast implants if she ever wants to look attractive.
She's so pale, you'll think she's an albino.
She's attracted to short, brown guys.
by thespywholovesyou December 08, 2023
A woman or lady who's nature is more so independent,maybe shy maybe not ,non-confrontational, conserved,minds their own business aren't huge into "male spaces"and will generally be nice to you (if you're seeing each other)
Uncle JohnD:Since you're looking for dates,what's your type of girls anyway?
Gym bro:Personally I like my girls thick and bad and boujee
Nerd:Girls who like anime and video games
Nerdy Guy:Ummm,I I think I'm a go with the good girls over those two
Gym bro:Personally I like my girls thick and bad and boujee
Nerd:Girls who like anime and video games
Nerdy Guy:Ummm,I I think I'm a go with the good girls over those two
by believeUReyes April 04, 2024