jons mum

a beach whale flat on its back with a cunt the size of Buckingham palace

Jons mum is waiting for you

by Jonsmum February 11, 2014

Jordans Mum

A nice lady with a fat assssssssssssssss, but dont be fooled when she damands family games!

Boy#1: Yo dude, did you see that chick with the fat ass?
Boy#2: Yeah dude, shes such a Jordans Mum!

by George Longfield November 19, 2020

leejays mum

an absolute mythical beast of a woman, perfect in every way inside and out

leejays mum is fit asf

by smellyrabbitOM March 8, 2025

Morgz' Mum

when you're in a really cold pool so you piss yourself to warm yourself up

Jesus christ it's so cold in here time to Morgz' Mum

by iminhellplshelpahhh July 16, 2024

Ur mum gae

A nuclear-level comeback from an insult

B: you’re a disappointment to your parents
J:ur mum gae
B: I’m gonna go use option E now

by Booty stealer April 28, 2022

jacks mum is fit

fax + NYASH

jacks mum is fit!
fax and has NYASH

by ansfuibidsg June 28, 2022

YER MUM

Your response to any problem

Isla: what’s long, brown and sticky?
Ruya: YER MUM

by Cos(Hamilton) November 14, 2022