Left Handed Dirty Bandage

When your partner wraps her used pad around your dick and gives you a handjob.

"She gave me the ol' left handed dirty bandage last night, the blood makes for good lube!"

by LeftHandedDirtyBandage June 11, 2022

left-handed can opener

When one gives a hand job with one's non-dominant hand.

I had the aisle seat across from a nun so I tried to be discreet while giving him a left-handed can opener.

by BillyCostigan January 24, 2021

I Do Not Want Hair On Lips, Only Left & Right Vermillion Border On Tips.....

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I Do Not Want Hair On Lips, Only Left & Right Vermillion Border On Tips.....

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 17, 2025

i left

The opposite of "You right"

Person 1: dude I heard that January got cancelled from next year
Person 2: i left
Person 1: oh damn

by CrayolaKlay June 20, 2022

《¤》If《¤》You《¤》Dominicans《¤》Do《¤》Not《¤》Get《¤》Off《¤》Of《¤》Messenger《¤》Add《¤》Oak《¤》Left《¤》Stape《¤》I《¤》Am《¤》Going《¤》To《¤》Kill《¤》You《¤》

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《¤》If《¤》You《¤》Dominicans《¤》Do《¤》Not《¤》Get《¤》Off《¤》Of《¤》Messenger《¤》Add《¤》Oak《¤》Left《¤》Stape《¤》I《¤》Am《¤》Going《¤》To《¤》Kill《¤》You《¤》

by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 8, 2025

Get in the left lane

If someone asks you to get in the left lane they want to engage in sexual intercourse with you

You should ask that really hot guy if he wants to “get in the left lane”

by loopssjahiiol August 21, 2023

Left Erring

If Your A Guy With A Left Erring Your Actually Gay.

Dude, You Have A Left Erring. You Must Be Gay.

by Erring Big Gay October 1, 2019