salty mcnown

The art of crushing potato chips on to a sexual mates anus and gobbling them up.

Oh yeah. Shes into some weird stuff she wanted to Salty McNown with sour cream and onion

by DAT BOII PICKLEAS November 18, 2019

Salty Blumpkin

Receiving a blumpkin after the blumpkin giver urinates on your face.
A "salty" can be performed before any sexual act.

Before giving me my blumpkin. Sandy peed on my face making it a Salty Blumpkin

by Perpetual_Stiffy September 04, 2016

salty hamster

Mildly Irritating but still cute.

My gf is a salty hamster when we play xbox.

by Destroyerkid237 November 28, 2017

Salty Lemon

The act of feeding the female partner something sour and then sticking your dick in their puckered mouth.

Daen really liked having a salty lemon on him by his futa gf.

by YNWL January 23, 2019

Salty hurricane

When you are receiving a blowjob, and you spin your penis in a rapid circular motion, as you are jizzing onto a face.

My dad asked me if I had ever given a girl a salty hurricane , in front of my mom. Talk about embarrassing, because I did.

by Dustinj321 October 15, 2017

Salty Sea Captain

When you nut on a girls back into her butt dimples and place a little paper boat on it.

"I gave sarah the salty sea captain last night, and now she won't let me finish on her back anymore."

by DZG August 30, 2020

sally the salty

Sally is salty.

Sally the salty is salty as salt.

by dedre September 09, 2020