Evan

Is a dumb bitch

Evan is an Evan

by Ooooogaha boogggah March 3, 2020

EVAN CYCLES

One of the best bike shops on this earth. The staff are more than happy to help you out and not thinking of taking your money for it, like other bike shops. These guys give you the best advice from people that really know there stuff. So they dont just go sorry mate its broke your going to need this really expencive new one. They will sell you exactly what you need, this goes for there mechanics as well. What are cytech trained and ride bikes themselfs so know what is what.

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by Dour cream August 26, 2009

Evans

SIMP

Look at that Evans over there What an Evans he is he would do anything for gyal

by Gjsdkskd May 19, 2020

Evan

Evan is the weird, nerdy kid with glasses who wears tanktops because he thinks hes tough.

go away Evan.

by Braceface1.0 May 15, 2019

Dirty Evan Hansen

When you cause a guy tu kill himself so you can sleep with his sister and become part of his family, all while pretending you were his best friend.

I don't like Isaac but his sister is hot. Maybe I could pull off a Dirty Evan Hansen.

by YaleGangFarfieldChode69 July 13, 2020

Evan Conversation

An awkward conversation consisting of mildly personal questions such as, "What's your favorite food/color/school subject?"

Stop with the Evan conversations, it's getting weird.

by CoolAidCheeseMan May 21, 2022

Evan

That turbo-hot guy that every girl wants but none have the courage to ask out

Girl 1: Where’s Evan?
Girl 2: I don’t know, I miss my daily dose of eye-candy though :(

by skylar404 January 19, 2022