Rusty Funnell

Similar to a Rusty Trombone but instead of going for the rudimentary reach around use three fingers to massage the gooch or genitals. Can also be named the 'Rusty Trumpet' but it is called Funnell due to the inventors actual Trumpet playing ability.

Lucy: Do you fancy a rusty trombone tonight?
Dicky: No thanks babe i fancy a slightly higher pitch.
Lucy: How about a rusty funnell?
Dicky: Thats my girl.

by Graham Glamboy December 3, 2007

Rusty venture

The Definition of a Rusty Venture is highly disputed, but the first Rusty Venture took place in a young boys room. A Rusty Venture is when you jerk off too much and your Junk turns red.

The boy soon realized the mistake giving himself a Rusty Venture.

by RustyTimes November 25, 2010

rusty duncan

A sex act where someone defecates on their neighbors head while said neighbor sucks their penis from behind

Hey man how'd it go with that girl last night?

Pretty well except she kept asking me to give her a rusty duncan.

Oh that's disgusting!!

by Bless up October 5, 2016

Rusty Venture

A sex act during which a male engages in anal intercourse with a man or woman, and then attempts to explore other body parts on his partner with his penis while there is still fecal matter on it.

I had so much shit smeared between my tits from that Rusty Venture you gave me last night!

by Dr. Mrs. The Green Man November 25, 2010

rusty radiator

When your tenants hang wet clothes in the house and cause a rusty radiator.

My stupid tenants did not dry the clothes in the garden and caused a rusty radiator

by Angered landlord July 17, 2020

Rusty bubble

It's a fart

It's inevitable that someone in a packed room will drop a rusty bubble

by Gerry A Trik November 23, 2017

rusty cheeseburger

The Act of fisting a girl in her ass with a cheeseburger then eating it.

I'm hungry and horny, lets have ourselves a rusty cheeseburger

by JustTooChewy August 1, 2015