Cell potato

A person too lazy to get off their ass and go see colleagues in the same office or building, who contacts them instead by cellphone.

At the watercooler....

Jon: Hey Sally, how's things?
Sally: Not bad. Got any weekend plans?
Jon: Well, I was thinking (phone vibrates) sorry, gotta check this. Hello? (looks around, sighs) I'll get one.
Sally: Who was that?
Jon: Bob. He wanted a cup of water.
Sally: But he is sitting right over there! What a cell potato...
Jon: What's a 'cell potato?'
Sally: Ever heard of Urban Dictionary?

by Lex Sleuthor April 26, 2010

Dense Potato

When someone makes a Stupid af comment.
Kinda like a dense motherfucker, but only for a second.

Like a brain fart, but on steroidas.
The Giphy shown represents your brain during a dense

potato moment.

Jay (while on the phone with Johnny): hey Johnny, do you have your Phone?
Johnny: you dense potato. how do you think I am calling you?
Jay: oh frick nvm i'm stupid lol.

You if you typed 'any word' into the search bar.

by MR.kraz74 October 6, 2019

meat potato

What your balls look like after going swimming.

Dude, we got back from that show at like 2am and that chick slobbed all over my meat potato.

by SkuzzyJ December 29, 2016

potato lump

boobs

She was hit in the potato lump

by jillybean432 May 27, 2017

Magic potato

A potato filled with multiple samples of men cum

Man you ever wanna make a Magic Potato

by PsageY July 30, 2022

Mashed Potatoes

your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed :0

explanation: chewing potatoes mashes them ;)

To me, you are a mashed potato (mashed potatoes).

by allyson and ashley and audrey December 1, 2020

Idaho Potatoes

its just...potatoes...

omg i could really go for some idaho potatoes

by AngerIssues06 December 23, 2020