1.) n. A legal term, usually meaning a natural disaster or other uncontrollable event.
2.) n. A miracle, astounding event. Primarily used by religious people.
2.) n. A miracle, astounding event. Primarily used by religious people.
1.) Sorry, but we can't replace the iPod you lost in the hurricane because it was an act of God.
2.) I just won the lottery yesterday! What an act of God!
2.) I just won the lottery yesterday! What an act of God!
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Get the Act of God mug.A person is who is said to have a "God complex", does not believe he is god, but acts so arrogantly that he might as well believe his is God or appointed to act by God.
Some believe that "God complexes" are particularly common in arrogant, highly educated, worldly, or powerful people.
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Get the Devourer of gods mug.In Scandinavian countries, to legally become an adult here you have to pass a trial associated with one of the gods. Three common ones are:
1.Every town square has a model of Thor’s hammer. If one boy or two girls are able to carry it around the square, they pass Thor’s Trial and become Disciples of Thor. They are successful as everything from coal miners to cannon fodder on the battlefield.
2.If you’re able to defeat the village elder in a game of intellect, like chess, you pass Odin’s Trial. Some of the hipper elders accept games like Starcraft and Magic the Gathering. The Disciples of Odin are often thought to all be nerds, but actually they have significant numbers of geeks as well.
3.If you pass one of the other trials by cheating, and it’s later admitted or discovered, you pass Loki’s Trial. The Disciples of Loki often go on to become successful businessmen and politicians, which ensures we don’t get laughed at for having really stupid people making terrible deals.
1.Every town square has a model of Thor’s hammer. If one boy or two girls are able to carry it around the square, they pass Thor’s Trial and become Disciples of Thor. They are successful as everything from coal miners to cannon fodder on the battlefield.
2.If you’re able to defeat the village elder in a game of intellect, like chess, you pass Odin’s Trial. Some of the hipper elders accept games like Starcraft and Magic the Gathering. The Disciples of Odin are often thought to all be nerds, but actually they have significant numbers of geeks as well.
3.If you pass one of the other trials by cheating, and it’s later admitted or discovered, you pass Loki’s Trial. The Disciples of Loki often go on to become successful businessmen and politicians, which ensures we don’t get laughed at for having really stupid people making terrible deals.
"I passed the Trial of the Gods."
"By cheating!"
"That's a valid way of passing."
"Why?"
"Because it shows I cheat well."
"Is that good?"
"If you can lift Thor's hammer, sure you can lift a hammer. But if you can make people think you can, you can make them think anything."
"Are either of those things as important as chess skills though?"
"By cheating!"
"That's a valid way of passing."
"Why?"
"Because it shows I cheat well."
"Is that good?"
"If you can lift Thor's hammer, sure you can lift a hammer. But if you can make people think you can, you can make them think anything."
"Are either of those things as important as chess skills though?"
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he is 11 and loves touching old men
and is a certified faggot
he is 11 and loves touching old men
and is a certified faggot
by c00lman69 October 17, 2021
Get the zeke god mug.A supernatural being that can create, modify, or add destructive type of emotion called anger to all types of being such as self-aware or non self-aware beings. may it be carbon based beings or inorganic beings.
Origin
legends says it rarely happened when a soldier defending their last line of defense. they were hopeless and never expect to win. however they saw a blinding light that forms a humanoid shape as it walks the ground all who are near around him instantly becomes in extreme rage and attacking everyone on sight. however as they try to attack a mysterious light person. their vein explodes because of their blood vessels can't handle the extreme blood pressure they hold that results to their death. the defending soldiers who saw the presence of the mysterious light being more than one kilometers away were slightly annoyed.
Religion
since the discovery of the mysterious being rarely appears every hundreds of year. that has the ability to cause an unimaginable destructive emotion. an ordered formed in Rome dedicated at the art of causing other person mad. they named the mysterious being "Deus autem pugnae troglodytarum". at first it became popular at rome. as decades pass the order has a slight decline of members due to an inefficient communication technology and storage of information.
Origin
legends says it rarely happened when a soldier defending their last line of defense. they were hopeless and never expect to win. however they saw a blinding light that forms a humanoid shape as it walks the ground all who are near around him instantly becomes in extreme rage and attacking everyone on sight. however as they try to attack a mysterious light person. their vein explodes because of their blood vessels can't handle the extreme blood pressure they hold that results to their death. the defending soldiers who saw the presence of the mysterious light being more than one kilometers away were slightly annoyed.
Religion
since the discovery of the mysterious being rarely appears every hundreds of year. that has the ability to cause an unimaginable destructive emotion. an ordered formed in Rome dedicated at the art of causing other person mad. they named the mysterious being "Deus autem pugnae troglodytarum". at first it became popular at rome. as decades pass the order has a slight decline of members due to an inefficient communication technology and storage of information.
1499 we saw a mysterious being forming a humanoid shape surrounded by blinding light descended from the heavens. he points his finger to another person then the person become very angry. he instantly dies from blood loss. when our eyes widened from traumatic shock. as the veins around his bodies especially his neck becomes red and explodes probably due to extreme blood pressure. everyone saw it. we saw it. we realized that it is the God of trolls that appeared since the ancient times.
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