Matt

He looks like a llama and he is a simp.

Hey. This is Matt and he is a simp

by Anonymous alien August 23, 2020

Matt farted

The real reason world war 2 ended

Damn it Matt farted again evacuate the area NOW

by The prankster July 20, 2021

Matt

A Matt (or just Mat) will make the best boyfriend/guyfriend ever. With their big blue eyes, and heart-melting smile it's hard not to fall for them. They are different, in a beautiful way. Even though they've had a bad past, you'll never know it. They are really strong people, and they change for the better. They are there when you need them, and they value their friendships. They like to look good, and dress well. Handsome, and charming. Very successful at life, make great Dads. Known to be players but when they meet that special girl, their sold. Matt's come off as tough and solid, but deep down, their soft side comes out and you see the sweet gentleman in them. They're not popular, but not a loner either. Friends love them, and guys want to be him. They have a really laid back attitude about themselves, but at the same time they can be the life of the party. Even though they can be a jerk at times, they mean well and are really the nicest guys ever. If you have a Matt, don't let him go. None other compares.

Girl: Oh my gosh look it’s Matt, he’s so handsome!

by Madison blue December 12, 2019

Classic Matt

When your friend Matt (who isn't your friend) does something classic

Person 1: Matt get off yo phone, we at the movies
Matt: *silence

Person 2: Classic Matt
Person 3: Who the fuck is Matt?
Matt: *rips into bread with teeth

by yourdadsatmyhousemydude.com October 28, 2019

matt chatting on my dog

mason is a gay dude and he loves shaylee

mason is a supid biach daday matt chatting on my dog

by The real Mitchell Krueger November 3, 2020

matts

Matts is a name originally used on boys with extraordinary large penises! If you're a girl and are searching for one of these Matts', you will notice a Matts by his unique, handsome look. But don't worry, a Matts takes what he gets as long as it has tits and a shaved pussy.

Girl: Wanna fuck?

Matts: WTF no? You're the biggest slut at our school!

Girl: Come on!

Matts: Well, alright then... A pussy is a pussy right?

The word Matts can be used similar to the word MILF:

Girl 1: WOW, what a damn hot and handsome guy!

Girl 2: DAAAAAMN, Matts-alert!!

Girl 1: What the hell is that massive thing in his pants?

Girl 2: Chill... That's his wiener!

Girl 1: Oh, he's a Matts?

Girl 2: Indeed, let's fuck him!

by Nazgul_ring October 8, 2018

Matt blow

A self centered piece of shit , he is the biggest pussy you will meet , also very smart with no altheticism ... he gets no pussy because he’s not the best looking but is a good guy over all also has a problem with smoking.

Matt blow is such a piece of shit.

by Mo Bamba December 13, 2018