iTalian

An Apple product disguising itself as a nationality inhabiting the country of iTaly, also an Apple-created fabrication. iTalians are really spaghetti-powered war machines programmed to kill anyone eating Hawaiian pizza on sight.

Benito Mussolini did not actually orchestrate any invasions. The iTalians had not been fully developed, and thus Mussolini was forced to make little people out of sticks.

by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 26, 2023

The Italian Job

When a man receives oral sex from a partner after the partner douses his crotch in pasta sauce and garlic powder.

Me: Sometimes when a man and a woman (or man) love each other very very much, the man receives The Italian Job.

Chloe: *Becomes too traumatized to go to Olive Garden tomorrow*

by SilverCurbsideProphet June 17, 2023

Italian gargoyle

It is when you are having anal facing a ledge her hands on the ledge.

You bro I took Stacy out to deadmans Clif and gave her an Italian gargoyle
Bro no way she actually let you do deal at deadmans

by Terry the treefrog June 20, 2023

Italian Wall

When you’re overly tired due to consuming too much pasta and drinking too much wine

I really enjoyed my pasta and wine but damn I have now hit an Italian wall and need to lay down.

by vingratis June 23, 2023

Italian Hero

An expendable life for a cause, mainly for stupid reasons, such as accidents or incompetence.

It comes from the YouTuber Laith and his Hearts of Iron 4 play through.

Hanque ‘fell down the stairs’ when he opened the door for the Carabinieri agent standing with a rifle trained on him. Unfortunately, they didn’t have the right house. Hanque died an Italian hero.

by slomega June 3, 2024

Italian American

Subhuman

Italian Americans enjoy chewing gum, watching pigeons, and forfeiting their assets to the federal government after years of tax evasion.

by J1Sauce/BallerKing June 5, 2024

Italian Chandelier

A sexual position where one person hangs and swings back and forth like a chandelier, chanting "Bella Ciao," while the other person engages in intercourse with them. Not for the faint of heart, the Italian Chandelier is a bold testament to creativity in the bedroom.

"What's your favourite position?"

"The Italian Chandelier"

by santateresa June 21, 2024