Boat paddle

A person that like to stir up shit for the fun of it

John is being a boat paddle towards his friends

by anonymous June 15, 2025

Baltimore Boat

(1) A "Baltimore Boat" is an industrial ship equipped with a crane that is capable of loading & unloading full-sized cargo containers while at sea (NOT on dry land) and/or other heavy debris, such as pieces of a broken bridge or oil rig.

(2) A "Baltimore Boat" (Negative Connotation) iS a Ship That Accidentally Destroys Major iNFRASTRUCTURE, or Causes Naval iNCONViNiENCES, Much Like the "Ever Given" iN the Suez Canal.

(1) We need a Baltimore Boat to unload the baltimore boat that destroyed the Francis Scott Key Bridge.
(2) After the Baltimore Boat unloaded the cargo containers, it craned pieces of a broken bridge onto a transport ship for recycling.

by AQ22 March 29, 2024

Boat-Barn

When you move back to your hometown for the pandemic and bang the husband of your high-school bully.

I boat-barn.

by BPF_1980 April 4, 2021

Cruise Boats

1.An awesome word that people who don't see cruise ships often use.

2. A word you get when you switch ship with boat.

1. "I saw a lot of cruise boats on the way here." "What? Haha, cruise ships?" "What?" "Haha."

2. Cruise boats, life ships, ferry ships, battle boats, etc.

by MetaEnder September 4, 2009

banana brown boat

A banana split made in a butt crack

I went to DQ and they wouldn't let me order a banana brown boat

by Mrbiscuit88 April 26, 2017

Sail Boating

Swimming on your back while having a massive erection.

"Dude, did you see Jenny in her new bikini at the pool?"
"Yeah man, I saw her while I was practicing my backstrokes. She had me Sail Boating."

by Sarpa May 25, 2016

Floatable Boat

When the boat floats

DM: "You get a floatable boat-"
Player: "Well I sure hope it does"
*Everyone dies*

by twogaydadsonesafirefighter March 6, 2023