Freaky 4th of July

When your girl is so kinky that she puts a roman candle in her ass facing inward while you fuck a lit fire cracker into her. Hospitalization is inevitable.

"Hey man, I'm in the hospital."
"Oh no what happened?"
"My girl wanted a freaky 4th of July last night and it blew off my dick..."

by Seymour Chris Peacock March 10, 2025

4th assist

A mysteriously non-useful but pleasant position in the OR.

This Jabroni was 4th assist in our OR case.

by SurgeryBro February 2, 2022

November 4th

National FaceTime your crush day.If you are bored and you send a list of people “u wanna ft?” And the person you like says yes TAKE THE CHANCE FaceTime them.

“Wanna ft?”
“Why”
It’s November 4th”

by Kap08 November 2, 2019

December 4th

National skip school day

Me and jimmy skipped school on December 4th

by MadMax123456789 December 4, 2019

February 4th National titty pic day

A day to celebrate by sending titty pics to those friends and partners you love

Friend 1: Do you know what day it is?
Friend 2: Yeah it's February 4th National titty pic day , a day to show love by showing off those sweet nips.

by definitelynotashton February 4, 2025

May 4th

May 4th is National Armpit Luke Day where if you have a friend named Luke you have to shove your pointer finger up their armpit and yell the word "armpit."

You: "Hey, Luke. It's May 4th!" Luke: "NOOOOOO" You: "ARMPITTTTTT"

by poopoo123455667 May 4, 2023

4th of September

The day where 2 legends were born, Beyoncé and Bethsabée.

"It's the 4th of September ! You should sen a chanel bag to the legendary queen Bethsabée for her birthday !

by badgyalbb November 24, 2021