basically saying im too much of a pussy to do drugs or have sex but im still into cool things or im just afraid my of my parents but im a hardcore motherfucking punk/poser emo/poser
poser faggot punk:im straight edge so im still cool with you guys right?
real punk: shut the fuck up bitch! no johnny go get me some smack
real punk: shut the fuck up bitch! no johnny go get me some smack
by cool ass mothafucker March 14, 2009
Get the Straight edgemug. One of the reasons humanity isn't extinct. Seriously why do I see so many definitions hating on straights?
by the random. March 1, 2023
Get the Straight peoplemug. 
Hair that is straight and not curly at all. It can be shoulder length or all the way down to your butt. Guys actually like it when a girl straightens her hair so he can runs his fingers through right before Netflix and chill or cuddling.
Guys love straight hair.
Guy 1: Kirsten straightened her hair today. She looks so sexy!
Guy 2: I know her bf is so lucky. He gets the sexiest girl in school.
Guy 1: Kirsten straightened her hair today. She looks so sexy!
Guy 2: I know her bf is so lucky. He gets the sexiest girl in school.
by wafflezer July 19, 2016
Get the Straight hairmug. If you become Straight Edge you have agreed to a certain way of life. You don't do drugs, alcohol, smoke or have casual sex. You can also be vegan/vegetarian and not drink caffiene. Basically you are protecting your body.
There are people who are straight edge, know what it means and sticks with it. They are known as the true straight edge.
Others do it just to fit in and be cool. They tell everyone their straight edge and don't stick to the rules. Idiots.
Lots of straight edge people also draw X's on their hands.
There are people who are straight edge, know what it means and sticks with it. They are known as the true straight edge.
Others do it just to fit in and be cool. They tell everyone their straight edge and don't stick to the rules. Idiots.
Lots of straight edge people also draw X's on their hands.
Straight Edge is a life choice, that you won't be forced to make but probably should as it's better for you.
by JustALilFreak October 21, 2012
Get the Straight Edgemug. A fake sexuality made up by closeted gay/bi etc men and transphobes. If you are super straight you only date biological women - by this logic, you also date trans men, making you the opposite of straight. So which is it, guys? Are you gay or are trans men real men?
by Orthapox-13 March 6, 2021
Get the Super straightmug. A 'Straight Queen' is a guy that spends too much time on his looks. Always has perfect hair and eyebrows, works out often and watches what he eats. This person is an uber metrosexual. A guy that likes girls but is a little too polished.
by RhodeIslandJoe October 12, 2009
Get the Straight Queenmug.