Sperm and slide

A sex act where the male ejaculates onto the floor in massive loads, and the partner uses this as a slip and slide

Man: hey I’m about to ejaculate
Partner: do it on the floor so we can have a sperm and slide

by Sexyboy2468 March 25, 2025

Wisconsin Slip-n-Slide

A variation of tit-fucking where cheddar mac and cheese is used in place of other lubricant.

My girl woke me up at 4am with a Wisconsin Slip-n-Slide in all it's cheesy goodness.

by Thevkng October 2, 2021

Slided

Slided (verb sl-hi-de)
Slided describes the action of having no IQ whatsoever. Provided by a great philosopher and mathematician from the XIV century, Henry.

Hey 5Q_Q5 , we know you slided yesterday.
Ref please don't card me, I slided accidentally.

by Walakin December 2, 2019

Slide

To hang out with friends or familiar acquaintances; another word for "chill".

Pronounced: Sh-lide

We're going to slide at Stacey's house because she has a pool.
Come slide at my house.

by z.ubi.n March 3, 2022

Yellow Slip-N-Slide

When you're cleaning up the Dragon Dick aftermath and you fall, causing you to slide across the bathroom floor in a similar fashion to a slip-n-slide. Can lead to bodily harm but in the funny way.

1: Oh fuck dude what happened to your eye?

2: I was cleaning up after my Dragon Dick and I rode a Yellow Slip-N-Slide straight into the toilet

1: Ha! Fucking dumbass

by a_lax_account June 17, 2018

Hot Slide

Hot chicks mud wrestling... but surrounded by dude's providing them with fresh post-taco bell diarrhea for a nice hot, mud wrestling session.

Damn dude... that hot slide last night makes me want to go eat some more taco bell!

by HotSlide May 9, 2021

Reverse Slip n Slide

When a man pumps a slip n slide with lube instead of water and a woman sits at the opposite end of the slip n slide with her legs open. The man then runs, jumps onto the slip n slide, and tries to do the coolest pose he can as he slides down the slip n slide. He slides all the way to the end, using his speed and force to penetrate the woman at the end.

Brad: Justin, why are you so oily?
Justin: Me and my girlfriend did a reverse slip n slide. I did a handstand all the way down and slipped right inside!

by wherearemyparents April 14, 2020