Sick jerk

When you fake sick to get out of work/school to jerk off

Boys does everyone want to do a sick jerk tomorrow

by Cam Waite August 10, 2019

sick sender

sick sender races bikes and is an absolute idiot wen it comes to bikes. he is a cool kid and a sick guy. he gets the lades

yeeeewwww sick sender

by sick sender November 2, 2021

Semi-sickness

When you have school or work tomorrow, and you feel sick, but you know damn well that it's not sick enough to not go

Mom: you have school tomorrow

Jeff: everything feels wrong
Mom: L bozo
Jeff: welp, guess I have semi-sickness

by ff69 August 11, 2024

Sick Winds

When you think you need to take a FAT shit but it turns out its just a rancid fart

Yo Gabe just rushed to the shitter, but it turns out he just had a case of the sick winds

by The Downtalkers December 4, 2020

sick puppy

A man or woman with an illness that dates a normal healthy person. People with low self worth will look at a "sick puppy" and see that them as cute, needy, and feel attracted because they believe they can fix or comfort the person and find purpose for their own life. It's also a way to escape rejection or being dumped, because it's hard to get dumped when the sick puppy dies.

Since his divorce Larry likes to chase sick puppies. He wants to fix them to make himself feel important. He found a sick puppy in England, traveled to her, and porked with her while she was in hospice.

by elfinmajik November 13, 2017

GET YOUR DUCK SICK

GET YOUR DUCK SICK

IF YOU SWAP THE LETTER D FROM DUCK AND S FROM SICK

YOULL GET
GET YOUR DICK SUCK!!

GET YOUR DUCK SICK!
AZNPAINTRAIN: IM TRYING TO GET MY DUCK SICK FROM DAT SNOW ❄️ BUNNY!

G-SPOT : DAMN SO YOU WANNA GET YOUR DICK SUCK FROM OLE MOOSE KNUCKLE!
AZNPAINTRAIN: HELL YEAH
G-SPOT: RUMORS HAS IT HER SHIT SMELL LIKE NUOC MAM AKA FISH SAUCE!

by anonymous July 1, 2022

five-star sickness

When you have the super flu and your entire body is ill from sickness, however, you keep soldiering on because you still have class even when you're sick.

Hey, dude, you must be a soldier, because you look like you have the five-star sickness.

by aint that the truth July 18, 2018