Sad

Shockingly average dick

They admitted to having a sad.

by Musings of Muse October 29, 2022

sad

everyone in covid-19

i'm so sad
why you crying

by _ScratchOn_ March 23, 2021

SAD FACES CLUB

group formed by disappointed people whose faces are like :(

i just joined sad faces club :(

by SAD FACES CLUB June 5, 2019

sad-ist

Coolass animator who can animate like an animator who animates

Person 1:ayup 2, what are you watching?
Person 2: SAD-IST! she's really good at animating!

by DumbassbitchLOL August 5, 2021

Epic Sad Guy Music

A term used to describe soppy, saccharine, generic, and wall-of-sound-ish adult contemporary cheese music, usually having vaguely Christian undertones. The genre itself originated in 2013, after the release of Hozier's "Take Me To Church", and rose to popularity in 2021 after Duncan Laurence released his song, "Arcade". It has since been used to define artists like Alex Warren, David Kusher, and Benson Boone. The term, however, was coined in 2025 by a Pitchfork critic known as Hannah Jocelyn.

Tom: What are you listening to?
Bill: Alex Warren.
Tom: Oh, you mean the guy that makes epic sad guy music?

by Dyl Dosankan Dumms July 22, 2025

Rubber Sadness

A defeating sadness participants receive when it is discovered there is no more condoms left right before engaging in intercrourse. Symptoms include frustration, angst, unfufillment, and most notably blue balls.

Brett- Did you hook up with that random from the bar last night?

Steve- No man! I ran out of condoms and got rubber sadness. I couldn't risk it, so instead I had her give me a blow job.

Brett- That's the way to go. Rubber sadness is the worst!

by newyorkkk February 23, 2014

sad poppin

when you are extremely unhappy but you try to escape it by attending social events, turning to alcohol or drugs, just to find once intoxicated that you are now even deeper in your sadness. no matter how many people are around you, you feel alone and excluded. but, despite being trapped and drowning, you still feel poppin because for the moment you're numb to outside emotion. that feeling, is sad poppin.

daysha: do you listen to future?
rochelle: yeah man, his music is sad poppin
daysha: what chu mean?
rochelle: everyone's too caught up getting turnt to really listen to his lyrics and realize he's a seriously depressed drug addict
daysha: damn... true. that is sad poppin.

by lowkeylonely April 14, 2016