sad bro

honestly dont care they just say this because you are feeling sad about this

Girl: Omg my crush has a gf
Guy: Thats really sad bro

by WhAtYoUmEaNbRo February 22, 2017

Sad sausage

a flaccid male penis - to hang about loosely

Man I can't get any ladies with this sad sausage in my pants.

by Whistlin' Willy November 19, 2020

Sad puppy

When you hang your best friend's dog from a ceiling fan and proceed to use it as a cum sock from further on.

Man your dog is the best! My favorite sad puppy ever.

by jiggernaut420 February 15, 2024

Spicy sad

Makenzie sims

Makenzie sims is spicy sad

by Morganemmacharlotte November 22, 2020

Sad Gilmore

When you accidentally cut your ballsack open while shaving and a ball falls out.

Example:
Two friends catching up after a few days.
Friend 1: Dude where have you been? I haven’t heard from you in days.
Friend 2: Yea man I was in the ER for a few days after I suffered a Sad Gilmore.

by Munty Jelqmore May 23, 2024

sads

Used as a reactionary word similar to "aww" to express disappointment or distaste towards a thing or situation.

Person 1: "My mum ate my cellphone today."

Person 2: "sads"

by Jessiesername February 11, 2021

Sad person

Your average destiny 2 player. They'll have spend over 500 hours in game and will call the game perfect no matter how much the devs mess up.

Friend: "He plays destiny 2 all day every day."
You: "Ah he's a sad person then."

by SamFurry November 27, 2021