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Pre-dating

The act of getting to know a person prior to dating them in a romantic way
You are the first girl I am pre-dating
by Rozanina March 15, 2019
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pre-prov

Verb. Or Noun. Whatever.

A term used by improvisers (those who perfrom improv/improvisation), to describe the act of improvising material at any time prior to the actual performance (bad), or planning how the performance of improvised material plays out (worse). In either case, pre-prov-ing (pre-provving?) renders the pre-prov-ed (pre-provved?) material un-improvisable, and thus null, void, and unapproachable to any good sport of a good improviser. Improv practice is intentional pre-prov, in order to practice skills and techniques. When just joking around, yes, unintentional pre-prov happens, and though often funny, may present a major bummer to any good sport of a good improviser. Though often adaptable to create quality, finalized, REHEARSED material (i.e., a practiced comedy sketch, a polished song), what is pre-prov-ed/pre-provved can never be performed as true improv (without involving memory loss, that is).

Note: What one performer pre-provs may still be original to another, and still qualify as improv, providing that the second performer did not know of the first's pre-prov bummer.
Y'know those U-shaped neck pillows? They're so funny. Two or three separate times my mom and I have gone into hard-core Object Freeze using them - we must have come up with close to 30 different ideas. But, to me it's such a bummer because now, I know that just about everything I can think up for those U-shaped neck pillows is pre-prov and not true improv.
by Yours Truly Benchley October 20, 2008
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Pre-Shot Spawning

When crosshair spawning happens, and the person is already shooting as you spawn in, so you die instantly
Are you fucking kidding?! I hate pre-shot spawning!
by Handleishandleable April 15, 2018
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Pre-mocks nobrain

A serious mental condition, when IB students seem to lose all sense of the world around them. Can occur at any time before mock examinations and can last for looong periods. Also includes hysterical laughing or sudden sobbing.
"What are those students laughing at"
"They are laughing at a picture of Lenin holding Stalin as Virgin Mary does Jesus."
"...Why exactly?"
"I dunno. Probably pre-mocks nobrain."
by Ayolandelena February 1, 2021
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Pre-Rimification

When you finish your sugar rim on your pint before you finish your beer
On her pumkin ale the sugar nutmeg rom was go e before sha finished her beer. She got no satisfication with her beer when the pre-rimification occurred.
by Lisalee the great June 25, 2017
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PTJD (post/pre traumatic J*B disorder)

Post/Pre traumatic J*B disorder (PTJD) is a mental health condition that can develop after or before a person experiences or witnesses a J*b It's characterized by a range of symptoms, including intrusive memories, avoidance behaviors, negative changes in mood and thinking, and decreased arousal and reactivity. Most likely to be triggerd when the word "J*B" is said or having to do a J*B. This often only effects people who are lazy and/or Dont like work
A: "anyway so my buddy got this new j*b-" B: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" C: "Dude B ha sPTJD (post/pre traumatic J*B disorder) you cant say that!"
by 0mAkine August 15, 2025
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pre-banana'ing

Smothering yourself in jam for ... reasons.
My father-in-law told me one day how he loved to watch me as I was pre-banana'ing in the living room.
by erthwrmSally_ April 4, 2020
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