peanut envy

1. When your penis is so small that (when fully erect) it is less the size of a typical peanut. Often used by GFs when talking to their WT friends after having the after-prom happy hour

G1: My man's dick is so small that it's a peanut envy!
G2: Gurl, ain't that little to extreme?
G1: Not lying! It's just over 1.5 inches!
G2: Dayuuum!

by Bipplerunny January 20, 2016

Peanut

It is a Jake who likes sucking NUTS

Oi look over there that’s peanut

by USUjwna8 January 10, 2019

Peanut

A synonym for ass, anus, booty, etc.

Pervert 1: Man, that woman has a big Peanut
Pervert 2: I really wanna fuck her in the Peanut

Person 1: That guy is such a Peanut!

by finloy May 16, 2018

Peanut Butter and Jelly

When you shit so hard blood starts coming out of your ass.

Guy: Dude, last night I shit so hard I made a Peanut Butter and Jelly!

Guy: That's fucking disgusting.

by packtober April 14, 2022

peanut butter whirlwind

When in the back country for a long time and your poop turns gold, and looks similar to a peanut butter whirlwind.

Man Dude! I just dropped the biggest peanut butter whirlwind, i had to dig 2 cat holes.

by pbwhirl November 21, 2020

Peanut butter

ha why the frick u lookin up peanut butter

Peanut butter

by Im Pee Everywhere March 11, 2020

Peanut butter jelly neck

Crusty neck

Go wash your peanut butter jelly neck

by Cuchiecoo June 28, 2018