cafe hog

When an individual who sets up shop at a sit-down coffee house and doesn't have the good graces to step out after they are finished with their drinks. Especially in busy coffee shops like Starbucks.

Jane: Oh my god! I've been looking for a table for our meeting for 10 minutes!
John: I was here earlier and those same people are at that table!
Jane: Ugh, what cafe hogs!

by mrspuff2014 January 9, 2014

Iced Hog

When you get a handjob from someone with cold hands.

Dude Jessica gave me an iced hog earlier, and I've been shivering for hours.

by AnonMB69 January 31, 2020

love hog

a penis

He inserted his love hog into her waiting love hole.

by KL40527 January 10, 2017

Hog-ball

To swiftly perform an action, disregarding any potential risks and consequences that may come with doing said action.

Person 1: This test is hard as shit, how am I supposed to finish it within 10 minutes?

Person 2: Just hog-ball it bro, trust me

Person 1: Why not, let's do this

*Person 1 completes the remaining test questions in under a minute, not knowing all the answers he picked were wrong.*

by Mr. Defender January 14, 2025

Load up a Hog

A pinch of dip big enough to fit your whole lip, your average size pinch

"Bro, load up a hog! We've gotta go huntin!"

"Can't wait to crack open this Cope and load up a hog"

by benbeast1210 December 14, 2016