cat botherer

Someone so obsessed with felines that they struggle to deal with normal life. They are often called something like Hannah or Joan.

Joan can't even make a cup of tea if there's a kitten around. She's such a cat botherer.

by Layhefu September 22, 2013

Oreo Cat

A Great Nickname for a Tuxedo Cat.

Guy A: Bruh is that an Oreo Cat?

Guy B: No Dude, That's a Tuxedo Cat.

by MangoJuicewiththeice October 19, 2021

nyan catting

a really fucking annoying virus that earrapes you and you can never delete it. help me.

person 1: bruh why does your laptop keep splurting out the nyan cat theme
person 2: idk man its a virus that I cant ever delete. its nyan catting.

by ihaveanyancatvirus July 24, 2020

Flower Cat

A Cat with a flower on it`s Head

Wow, that a cute Flower cat dawg.

by The Flower Cat October 2, 2017

Vagina-Cat

When one has pubes sooo soft, one could mistake them for a kittens fur

Ellen Davis has a Vagina-Cat, its sooo soft

by Rockandrolljunkiie February 4, 2009

cat apnea

Cat apnea is a common disorder in which the sufferer experiences one or more (usually more) pauses in sleep due to the sufferer's bed being covered in cats. Pauses can last from a few seconds to minutes at a time. Sufferers may find that despite having a full night's sleep, they wake up consistently tired.

"Dude, I can barely stay awake today. My cat apnea is killing me."

by rhondaperky May 16, 2015

Blem-cat

London slang

Someone who smokes a lot of cigarettes

“Oi mate you have any baccy”
“Fuck off ya blem-cat”

by LDN massive December 1, 2019