oliver goatdirt

oliver is the NICEST PERSON IN THE WORLD YOU WOULD MEET. like you would literally love him so much as soon as you met him. he is obsessed with monster and skates!!! he also calls you babe all the time which is the cutest thing ever lol.... also if you get an oli just know that HE CAN SOMETIMES BE SENSITIVE AND CHECK ON HIM AT ALL TIMES period. also, olis are very good at minecraft and you should cheer them on at ALL times! again, olis are so loveable and kind you couldn't even imagine it....... like he is so ADORABLE and just one of the best people like oh em ge. the way he is so TRUTHFUL AND AMAZING just blows you away!! you could always trust him no matter what, you could tell him everything and he would be there - olis are so perfect once you get to know them and when you get to know them YOU CANT SPEND ANY TIME WITHOUT THEM. he makes you feel safe and gets worried about you easily and it is literally so cute oh em GEES. you can't help but just adore the things he does and how he feels for other people its just shocking how amazing a person can be.

he has the best sense of humour and is comfortable with everyone once he gets to know them. its like a FANTASY OH MY GOD. you wouldn't want him any other way, again he is perfect the way he is. he gives great advice and is just so intelligent overall. no one deserves an oliver goat dirt!! but one thing, IF YOU GET ONE PLEASE DO NOT LEAVE

who is that?
that is oliver goatdirt, say hi G0ATDIRT
he's so kind

by pseudonym is a roblox cafe wor December 20, 2020

the olive theory

so basically, it referes to the theory from how i met your mother which says that the potential of a relationship is determined by whether one person in the relationship loves olives while the other one don't. In this case, the one who hates olives gave them to the other so they completed eachother. But the theory is not just about opposing points fitting well together : the most important thing is about willing to sacrifice something you love, to give it to the other.

Ted Mosby, HIMYM : The olive theory is based on my friends Marshall and Lily : he hates olive, she loves them. In a weird way, that's what makes them such a great couple.

Later, Marshall actually admitted that he liked olives but gave them to Lily because she loves olives more

by legend-wait for it...-DARY November 17, 2023

Oliver Robinson

Oliver Robinson- lanky retard (looks like a monkey)

Oliver Robinson is a lanky nonce

by Beardy bosh November 16, 2023

Olive

Honestly, one of the most dumbest people alive. Who ever has a name like that is probably a fucking green olive.

Wow, olive is a dumbass

by Theismann August 25, 2022

Oliver

A guy who's very confusing. An Oliver can't show his feelings to the girl he likes because he thinks he's too good. But he is a really funny dude and wants to make his friends laugh. He has quite a few friends but isn't the most popular guy in his friendsgroup. Everyone likes to be with him. When you're friends with an Oliver you did everything right. Oliver? Be more confident and show that girl that you like her. Maybe with cuddeling? you'll never know what's gonna happen ;)

Oliver should show me how he really feels about me

by goforitrn March 17, 2020

Drunk Oliver

The act of walking around with a glass and asking people to please fill it up with an alcoholic beverage. Most successful at places where everyone else is drinking out of cans or bottles. Great idea until the next morning's hangover.

Person #1: "Please sir, may I have some more?"
Person #2: "Sure."
(Pours bottle into glass)
Person #1: "Thank you!"
Person #2: "Now don't ask me again, you Drunk Oliver fuck."

by AlexG June 10, 2012

Oliver

A fucking legend with a huge huge.. who gets all the girls and every one wants to be like him cos he's a blody legend

Oliver is just a fucking god

by ThirtyArrow8445 July 10, 2019