by the javelin June 3, 2025
Get the That's not cutemug. Felony Cute is an expression I coined meaning so unbearably and overwhelmingly cute that it should be a crime for a dog or cat to have that much power over us. I mean, you know, making us get a goofy grin on our face, get weak in the knees, and talk baby talk.
The little Golden Retriever puppy was not just cute; I mean after all, they all are. He was *felony cute* making me have a big goofy grin, weakening my knees, and forcing a stream of baby talk from my mouth. It should be a serious crime, perhaps even a felony, for a cute puppy to render me helpless.
by Poppy Doodle June 18, 2018
Get the felony cutemug. 
A cruel “prank” typically involving walking up to someone deemed ugly, unsuspecting, vulnerable, or otherwise an easy target to be dishonestly told that one of the instigator’s friends thinks they’re cute, and asking for their number.
This goes past pranking and leans more into bullying, even if the instigator doesn’t think it does, because it causes emotional harm to the victim who had their number asked for. Sometimes it is recorded without the victim’s consent and/or posted to the internet.
There are infinite better ways to have a fun time and laugh than pulling it on someone. Not recommended.
This goes past pranking and leans more into bullying, even if the instigator doesn’t think it does, because it causes emotional harm to the victim who had their number asked for. Sometimes it is recorded without the victim’s consent and/or posted to the internet.
There are infinite better ways to have a fun time and laugh than pulling it on someone. Not recommended.
by may saliva July 29, 2025
Get the My friend thinks you’re cute, can they get your number?mug. When you're cute in a way that an old lady is cute but it does not necessarily refer to an old lady. You wouldn't call someone who is sexually attractive Miss-Rimmer-Cute or someone who is cute as a dog is cute.
by Ting-Ting (From Mulan 2) November 6, 2022
Get the Miss-Rimmer-Cutemug.