by lnlgoMontoya May 17, 2018
Get the muffin fist mug.I met this girl at the bar last night. She was pretty hot so I sent her home with a baked muffin.
Yeah he was a freak but kind of nasty with it. He ate the baked muffin.
Yeah he was a freak but kind of nasty with it. He ate the baked muffin.
by Crazy charismatic August 7, 2017
Get the Baked muffin mug.Muffin-Man (verb) To muffin someone is to hit them. The man part of the word comes from Manhandle, using force move someone.
Muffin-Man (noun) Someone who uses the Muffin-Man skills.
Muffin-Man (noun) Someone who uses the Muffin-Man skills.
by Benjamin Gunsmith September 7, 2021
Get the Muffin-Man mug.a hood ass bitch that's loud as hell and claps when she fights/gets excited. (Sometimes has cheetah print tattoos or gold teeth)
Bro I smashed this chick last night who was rocking apple bottom jeans and phat farms.
So you got yourself a hood muffin.
So you got yourself a hood muffin.
by RealRootbeer August 8, 2016
Get the Hood Muffin mug.by monster person. June 6, 2010
Get the Hog Muffin mug.A character who has murdered hundreds of people and can possibly kill you with his hands but his/her fans (fangirls) think of them as the sweetest person alive and will protect them at all costs
Eg:
Girl 1: I just love Loki and Bucky and what happened with them was wrong.
Girl 2: But they killed so many people
Girl 1: I know, Loki and Bucky are my murder muffins
Girl 1: I just love Loki and Bucky and what happened with them was wrong.
Girl 2: But they killed so many people
Girl 1: I know, Loki and Bucky are my murder muffins
by Loki_is_mine January 14, 2022
Get the Murder muffin mug.When you’re eating something that seems moist enough to be easily swallowed, such as a gas station muffin, gets stuck in your throat feeling like a golf ball slowly going down.
Yo man I was driving to the job site this morning after I grabbed my coffee and I almost died from a bad case of muffin throat lol.
by Mysoncoinedthephrase May 30, 2021
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