Muffin Man

Muffin man are always the type of people who are dumb and are wierdos and should probably go suck a dick

Hey Muffin Man youre a goddamn wierdo and you should go suck a dick

by Palli_Pulsa October 29, 2019

Muffin Chops

Similar to "mutton chops", a semi-popular hair style, "muffin chops" are a pubic hair style popular amongst traditionalists. It is sometimes called the "reverse landing strip" or the "Alaskan Landing Strip".

"She is definitely a traditionalist when it comes to sexual appetite... she has muffin chops!"

by Spiffy McFly December 8, 2020

muffin pouch

A “stay fresh”container in which Marty-O holds primarily muffins.

Sometimes when Marty O of Altitude Sport Radio 92.5 Is hungry, he reaches for his muffin pouch for a snack.

by Colora_Dan October 23, 2020

Muffin bite

It's when one person does the butter churner sex position but instead the second person eats out there booty and/or pussy.

Babe can you muffin bite me tonight?

by Capm28 May 3, 2021

American muffin

The American Muffin is a small ring of fried cake of sweetened leavened dough.

I would like a doughnut please. Oh, you mean an American muffin.

by KERMlT September 28, 2022

Murder muffin

A character who has murdered hundreds of people and can possibly kill you with his hands but his/her fans (fangirls) think of them as the sweetest person alive and will protect them at all costs

Eg:

Girl 1: I just love Loki and Bucky and what happened with them was wrong.

Girl 2: But they killed so many people
Girl 1: I know, Loki and Bucky are my murder muffins

by Loki_is_mine January 14, 2022

muffin hands

It's what it sounds like. It's muffins for hands. More importantly, it's the only choice when your other option is corduroy skin. Regenerative snacks all day, whats not to love?

Anyone: Would you rather have muffin hands or corduroy skin?

Intelligent Person: Muffin Hands

by muffinhands December 16, 2021