That boi over there is Max Salter
by PatrickMarsalek April 24, 2019
Known for annoying the hell out of his family he gets it from someone named emo josh the one that you would see hanging on a tree and a corny joke on a sheet right next to it. He is also known for screaming reeeeeeee and having a dog that he rapes all the time. He is a torn main and has a nacked torb body pillow.
by Emo reeeee June 14, 2018
A: “I got a new AirPods Max!”
B: “Dude, you should have gotten the XM4s”
A: “Na man, I’m already deep in the eco-system”
C: “Bro, I just got my AirPods Max replaced for the 4th time this year”
A: “ Shit man, I got scammed by Apple again”
B: “Dude, you should have gotten the XM4s”
A: “Na man, I’m already deep in the eco-system”
C: “Bro, I just got my AirPods Max replaced for the 4th time this year”
A: “ Shit man, I got scammed by Apple again”
by sussybaka01 June 16, 2022
Best couple ever. Everyone wants to be them. They are the hottest couple. Baes forever obviously. They’re so cute. Mella forever 😍
by Hahahahahahaahshah January 03, 2021
“You know that guy I talked to him and I nearly passed out and I told a joke to him and he started yelling at me”
“Was that max duyker?”
“Was that max duyker?”
by Idiot dumb dumb June 19, 2021
The supreme lord of all. A god at DDR and a force to be reckoned with at Call of duty and most First Person Shooter games.
He looks at porn all day and drinks milk while talking to hot chicks online, he always wants to score and he thinks you should start worshipping him now.
No one can taste his skill at computers because he's already hacking into yours now. Get back to work.
He looks at porn all day and drinks milk while talking to hot chicks online, he always wants to score and he thinks you should start worshipping him now.
No one can taste his skill at computers because he's already hacking into yours now. Get back to work.
by Max Grafe August 03, 2004