Joe Mantegna

An amazing Italian-American actor from Chicago. Joe has over 100 acting credits and has been in everything from the Godfather part 3 to Criminal Minds. His only fault is that he is literally one of the nicest and most down to earth people ever. He donates to charities related to Autism and the Military plus many more. Joe Mantegna is a Tony Award winning actor, writer, producer, and director and has been in the business since 1969. He has work on several projects with playwright David Mamet including the play Glengarry Glen Ross. Joe also owns a restaurant, called Taste Chicago, with his wife of 43 years, as of 2018, Arlene Vrhel. They have two children, Mia who is the oldest and has autism and Gia the youngest and who followed in her father's foot steps becoming an actress.

Person 1- Did you see Joe Mantegna in the new Criminal Minds episode?!

Person 2- OMG he was so awesome as David Rossi, who I must say is a complete sass machine!

by Navy_Sailor June 12, 2018

joe taylor

the lead singer of the pop punk band Knuckle Puck. Has the voice of an angel.

Person 1: Have you heard ofJoe Taylor?
Person 2: Uh duh! He's a pop punk god!

by silverboys June 14, 2018

joe lupton

A absolute freak of nature. Someone who has shit curls on his head

Oh wow look at that joe lupton over there

by Joe lupton sucks May 29, 2018

Joe Lieden

Joe Biden making promises that his senile self can't keep. Like promising to reinstate segregation and whatno- oh wait wrong era

Daquan: Man I hate this nigga Joe Lieden, always lying to us

Lieden: Fuck you say to me? Safe to say you aren't black anymore bucko

by ITS YA HOMIE NIGGLER September 1, 2022

Joe Hollywood

Famous for being Famous.

That Joe Hollywood boy has been there and done that.

by DirkLook September 4, 2022

Stinky Joe

When you give a homeless guy a handjob, so that he’ll give you a ride in his shopping cart.

Friend: How’d you get home from the bars last night.

You: I gave out a Stinky Joe

by Lil weenr November 30, 2022

Joe D

A fat short kid that thinks he’s tough and cool. However in reality he’s not cool at all not good at fighting and he is incredibly weak. He also thinks that he’s good at everything when in reality the only thing he’s good at is being a dumbass. He thinks he’s in shape but has the body of a 40-year-old alcoholic man aka beer belly. He thinks bowling is a sport despite the fact that it only burns 300 Per hour. Also he has a chode whether he admits it or not.

Steve: hey look it’s Joe D
Jeff: bro that kid is the worlds biggest Fag

by Fricku69 December 31, 2021