stinky little poobags. Have you ever met a Jess and Emily before? You haven’t? Well that surely is a gift from god. These people are stinky and they make slander like saying I had a dream hand thing when like Jess did too and like saying my music taste is shit and basic when they used to be BTS stannies and still listen to black pink. Shush you’re both white. If you ever meet a Jess or an Emily in your life, make sure to run the other way because they will lure you in with their duo magnetic hot girl force as they’re always seen together and you will initially think that they’re both conjoined twins. To Jess and Emily: you’re lucky that you’re the only two people for eachother because that’s all you’re gonna get cause you’re *redacted*. Ily❤️❤️❤️
Guy 1: yo who the hell are those two they look like theyre prematurely stuck together…but like they’re kinda hot
Guy 2: it’s better you don’t know.
Guy 1: why? What’s their names?
Guy 2: Jess and Emily
Guy 1: *implodes*
Guy 2: it’s better you don’t know.
Guy 1: why? What’s their names?
Guy 2: Jess and Emily
Guy 1: *implodes*
by DontAngerMeIllExplodeYourBalls October 1, 2022
Get the Jess and Emilymug. Jesse is someone you can really fall in love with. He’s sweet, handsome, hilarious, outgoing, and just someone everyone wants to be friends with. He’s very loyal and trustworthy. He makes you feel safe and like no one could ever hurt you. Even though he’s all those things he’s still very insecure and doesn’t believe compliments. But he still makes sures your happy and to always let you know your his.
by Penny Wiley September 9, 2020
Get the Jessemug. A gay man that has mental issues. He doesnt like to fully express himself but he loves his men. He will have a straight best friend that he has a crush on but always gets rejected.
by yaas queen March 20, 2023
Get the Jessemug. by Grate creates December 1, 2021
Get the Jess effectmug. A pathological liar and an all-around asshole. Do not trust or date this person because it will bite you in the ass a few years later.
by sarahluvsu April 17, 2023
Get the Jessemug. He is the type of man who will never make you doubt your self worth he will always want to make you happy and treat you to your favourite things. He knows that making you happy is one of the things he enjoys getting to do, he’ll be there to wipe your tears away and give you attention when your upset. He’s the type of boyfriend that is sweet,kind,genuine, loving,funny,smart and very special. He would give anything to see you smile when your happy or upset. He can’t imagine his life without you because with you by his side he feels like he can do anything by having you. He definitely can make your day better with him being around you, his company feels like home and when I’m with him there’s no place I’d rather be than in his arms. He’ll be there when you need him and sometimes he can be crazy and a lot but he’s definitely a keeper and he’s mine Forever & Always♡
He is The love of my life and he is one of a kind in my eyes and he’s my whole world. He’s definitely a Jesse <3
by Jesse’sgirl1416 November 23, 2021
Get the Jesse <3mug. by BobShocks December 4, 2017
Get the Jess's Auntmug.