bed squash

The bed version of couch potato.

Man, I didn't want to get up today! I'm such a bed squash

by Cliffko April 18, 2018

Clipped Bed

A bed covered in taco fixings

Mark: Do you know what I could go for right now.

Tanner: What?

Mark: A clipped bed

by eposope July 19, 2022

inna bed

Sharing similar views. Working together.

Also, eg. My partner and I share the same bed.

"Partner" - my lover/confidant, someone who I share my goals and have similar aspirations with.

Dem bad man deh and police inna bed.

by Caribbean Seychelles June 4, 2020

Kick bed

When your dad comes home late from drinking and eats your ass like a cheesecake but you bite his nuts off and give them to your dog and suck that cock but fall and kick your bed

“Hey have you done a kick bed yet”

No not yet, but I did it yesterday

by Young booty wipe March 1, 2018

General bed

A common way to describe the world and everywhere in the universe in general. Can also be used to refer to every situation possible, as in “in general”.

Good wives submit to their husbands in general bed, not just in sexual bed.

by GoodChristianWife November 1, 2020

Bed

Slep

Sleppy bed

by IKEA IS LIFE March 9, 2024

Carolina Tanning Bed

Also known as a Kansas Backburner, it is an sexual position where two or more partners (of any sexuality) make fierce love on a bed of ants causing their skin to appear red and dark as if they recently came out of a tanning bed.

“You and Stacy still hanging out”
“No way, man. She wanted to do a Carolina Tanning Bed. I can’t handle that many ant bites”

by JackieChanIsAHero June 3, 2020