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Hide And Seek

Hide and Seek is a game law enforcers play with criminals. It's like Cops and Robbers. You start off by murdering someone (let's say this is a joke for legal purposes but know that it isn't). Then you need to get rid of the body. I won't tell you how I do it because the fun comes from being creative (yeah this is a joke. Not really). So figure out the way you like to dispose of dead bodies. You'll get the hang of it if you play this game enough. I already mastered this game. Hahaha. After you kill the person and get rid of the body you will have less than a week until a loved one files a missing persons report. That's when the game begins. Hahaha. The law enforcers will be the seekers and the person you murdered will be the hider. You win by never getting caught. Have fun playing Hide And Seek!!!
Based off of my definition... Let's hope we never cross paths in a game of Hide And Seek. Only one of us will walk away if we play...
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Hidden Sniper

When you're mashing your dick away in an enclosed space (usually a wardrobe) whilst your sexual partner awaits, then before climaxing bolting out of the hiding spot and shooting your fuckguck, thus the suspense being the hiding unsuspecting part
Me and my partner tried a new sex move called the hidden sniper, fair to say I felt like a mix between a nympho and JFK
by My client pleads nuh uh June 25, 2025
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Hidphobia

“Yo, I have Hidphobia”
by x86 assembly guy July 11, 2025
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Hiding the snake

Hiding the snake is a game played in the closet usually in the dark where two people (usually male) grab each others dicks and hide the heads in each other's foreskin. This act can also be known as docking, but unlike docking, both people are usually flaccid. In turn, hiding the snake.
Guy 1: Hey, I just got done hiding the snake in my closet with uncle barry!
Guy 2: No, you fucking idiot, you got molested.
by Squashybead2217 October 13, 2025
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Hidden Nepotism

-A member or connection being hidden and/or unknown unless explained, possibly due to not sharing a last name, changing it to sway away from being brought up as a relation, or being possibly more known than their family or godparents.
"Coco Jones is related to an NFL player..? That's some hidden nepotism!"
by ND1299338 October 21, 2025
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Hidini

(noun. Portmanteau of 'Hide' and 'Houdini')

A person who performs a masterful, Houdini-like social disappearance, often without a trace.

To play (a) Hidini: To vanish so completely from one's social life it's like they were sawed in half and locked in a trunk.
Maud: Have you seen Marigold since she went to the lakes?
Bethany: Not a glimpse. She seems to have... vanished.
Maud: I believe she has played a Hidini.
Bethany: A full disappearing act? I hope she played a Walden.
by Love-fi December 13, 2025
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Hide and go shit

When you sit on the lavvy and suddenly don't need, stand up and leave before the immediate need for a shite. Usually a big runny one after too many sprouts
by Andy1986. January 3, 2026
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