Give me fucking lasagna role

A plead for the essential need of a role for a special lasagna.

Lasagna: please give me fucking lasagna role!!
Owner: no.
Lasagna: wtf!

by Fucking bean May 18, 2019

Give your girlfriend a sweater day

On March 9th you have to give your girlfriend a sweater. If you just started a relationship you have to give her one or, if you have been in a relationship for a long time still give her one.

Hey it’s october 28th which means it’s national give your girlfriend a sweater day!💖🥰

by Evelyn_lovesgio March 8, 2020

I couldn't give less of a fuck

When someone won't shut the hell up about a topic you don't care for.

Person 1: Hey man, did you see the game yesterday?
Person 2: Sorry to burst your proverbial bubble, but I couldn't give less of a fuck

by that1racooninyourgarage March 21, 2022

Give a drowning man a glass of water

Used to describe someone who has no heart or compassion and won't put themselves in other's shoes.

Capt. B.J. Hunnicut:
Major Burns would give a drowning man a glass of water.

Corporal Walter Eugene O'Reilly:
Should you give a drown...

Capt. B.J. Hunnicut:
Major Burns has no heart.

by Pcpyro October 24, 2022

Give Me The D**n Cookie

Can be used when you want to say something random but you don't know what to say

Person 1: (walks up to person 2) Give Me The D**n Cookie
Person 2: WTF
Person 1: (walks away)

by Im Only On Here Cuz Im Bored December 3, 2019

Never Gonna Give You Up

The Best Rick Astley Song And Has Been For Years. It Is Used Quite Frequently As A Joke Called A "Rick Roll" Which Was A Major 2016 Meme. (Meme = Another Word For Internet Joke, Incase You're A Boomer.) It's Been The Best And Almost The Only Rick Astley Meme Known To Exist, Besides The "OH NO YOU JUST POSTED CRINGE" And The "You Know The Rules, And So Do I. SAY GOODBYE."

Person 1: Yo Bro Look At This Pog Video!
Person 2: Ok, What Is It?
Person 1: -Plays Never Gonna Give You Up-
Person 2: FUCK YOU!

by Wo' 'er February 9, 2023

National give Trevor head day

This holiday is on July 3rd, it’s for all the Trevor’s out there.

“ I hope Trevor’s hard, cause I’m craving his cock in my mouth

National give Trevor Head Day is defined by sucking a Trevors penis. Suck Trevors Dick

by The Read Meaning January 4, 2022