by motherfuckerjonesmotherfucker November 27, 2013
Someone, usually a man, who's in love with math. If math were a person a Equation Fucker would like to make sweet love to them.
by FFFFFFFFFFFFF jgdshvdMWDENMJZ November 16, 2010
A person that has sex with celebrities just so that she can say that she has sex with celebrities. Used in the film "Funny People".
by Blatent Lack of Judgement August 04, 2010
a guy who fucks fugly girls either because he has really low standards or he is too stupid or drunk to know how fugly she is
David: "hey did you guys see that girl i fucked"
Me: "dude please tell me you didn't put your penis in that"
David: "why whats wrong with her?"
Me:"Dude can't you see that bitch is FUGLY"
David: "you don't mean i am a... FUGLY FUCKER!"
Me: "dude please tell me you didn't put your penis in that"
David: "why whats wrong with her?"
Me:"Dude can't you see that bitch is FUGLY"
David: "you don't mean i am a... FUGLY FUCKER!"
by Tom Smith September 08, 2008
Masturbating while taking a shit.
by Monsieur Von Fatcat VIII March 12, 2013
Where a guy fucks, needs to fuck or wants to fuck different types on women. For example dark skin black,skin black, hispanic, blackette, brunette, blond, redette ect. for the novelity of each kind. Because each of there pussys look different ect.
John is a variety fucker.
by Deep blue 2012 September 26, 2009
(n) A native american or person of otherwise indian heritage who is forced to have sex with trees because his wife is too unatractive.
by Rob reiner April 03, 2008