Donut

What policemen eat everyday

Policeman: ah, that guy just killed 10 people and robbed a bank who gave him free drugs. I should probably arrest him....
But there is a sale on donuts...
Policeman: *buys donuts and gets killed by that guy*
Policeman: awww, I didn't get to eat the whole donut :(
That guy: *eats the donut*
Policeman: *soBs* D':

by Тнат guч February 26, 2019

Peen punched the pink donut

When a well endowed man fucks you so hard it bruises your cervix.

This hung guy fucked me so hard last night my cervix is bruised. He peen punched the pink donut.

by Pederpiper February 16, 2019

Donut

A perfect tool for males looking to practice their aim. Also used as a tasty treat for females.

I spent hours practising my skills on a box of donuts.

by pattats October 23, 2022

Protein Donut

Eating your lover’s ass out, after cream pieing it.

Variation- Glazed protein donut: Eating your lover’s ass after cuming on, instead of in, their ballon knot.

“As soon as I came in him, I got down on all fours and ate his protein donut.”

by 8c’s September 27, 2021

Donut

A person who lacks the ability to think like a capable human, ie an idiot.

Derives from the fact that donuts have a hole in them, something is missing just like something is missing in their head.

Siphora is a donut.

by Cillian October 7, 2019

Donut Hole

The anus is the donut hole of the human body. To complete the experience there, dip the penis in icing and sprinkles before insertion.

Craig and I finally did the donut hole properly last night. To think he had been raw dogging it this whole time! SMH

by Dtreeman January 29, 2022

Donuts in the parking lot

When someone does donuts in the parking lot it means it took a lot of quick thinking to come up with that solution. In which case, is stated when someone makes a bizarre statement or comment on certain situations.

‘he really did donuts in the parking lot to come to that conclusion, didn’t he?”

by BadAsh42069 December 10, 2023