perma-dirt

A permanent state of dirty looking hands. A mixture of dirt and grease that stays on your hands no matter how many times, or how vigorously they are washed. Common for men in trades like automotive mechanic, heavy trucking, and welding. The hands will appear dirty and can be anywhere from slightly-dirty, to completely black
Wife: Are you going to wash your hands before we eat?
Husband: I already did, it's just perma-dirt
by Bighoops April 22, 2021
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goy dirt

A sebaceous secretion that accumulates under the foreskin of an uncircumcised man. Smegma, head cheese.
Rachel found Wesley's goy dirt extremely off-putting.
by Dr_Nemesis August 27, 2019
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magic dirt theory

Likely a strawman created by the far right to make racial/ethnic egalitarians look like silly, naive magic believers.

Guessing that this theory states that people's behavior are determined by the location they're in through "magic". Pretty much no one actually believes that people will change behavior once they enter an area. The far right can't actually "prove" their "superiority" so they have to compare themselves to made up magic believers even stupider than them to give them a false sense of intelligence. If you see someone use this term against you, that's a sign that they're just a troll who just want to make you mad.
A: "Different races and ethnicities are still part of the same species. Any non appearance or cultural based differences are too small to count any race or ethnicity as actually better than others."

B: "ANOTHER BELIEVER IN MAGIC DIRT THEORY AND ANOTHER LIBTARD EPICLY PWNED!!!"

A: "'Magic Dirt Theory'? The hell's that? Some strawman you created?"

B: "HOW ARE YOU SO DUMB AS TO NOT KNOW THE THEORY YOU BELIEVE IN? CAN'T EXPECT SHIT FOR A LIBTARD EMPHASIS ON THE L AND THE TARD"

A: "Another day another troll"
by Silicosis9324 July 19, 2024
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dirt stamp

The act of placing your terd filled butthole on the forehead of a friend. Example: Frank passed out shitfaced and nicole having no nutsack to teabag him, squeezes a turtlehead out and hits Frank with the infamous dirt stamp!
by MainveinShane11 January 21, 2019
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Dirt random

Someone you've never heard of, see before, or know.
Hey, do you know who that guy is?

No, that's a dirt random.
by Ricardo357 July 26, 2024
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dirt dan

When the female is giving a blowjob, and the male sticks his fingers up his ass and shoves the feces into her nose
I just gave my girl a dirt dan, she called the police, and I'm in jail now.
by DIRT DAN USER February 19, 2016
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dirt trackin'

When a guy's underwear has brown stripes in FRONT from participating in anal sex
I hope mom doesn't do my laundry today,,l woke up DIRT TRACKIN' and don’t want to explain.
by Ruswals November 05, 2023
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