Dirt

A reason why you should watch out for bugs

Edi: Stop standing on that dirt
Don: oh i was not looking also can you take me to the hospital
Edi: why?
Don: i think im dying from bugs

by A big baby February 5, 2022

Dirt Muppet

Racial slur for Ewok's of the Star Wars Universe.

"Is it really genocide if they're just a bunch of screeching dirt muppets?"

by The Future Resident February 13, 2021

dirt wipe

Dirt wipe is a gradeschool level insult that is the censored version of Ass Wipe often used by really young children or adults who can't (and/or) choose not to curse yet as a way of censoring the more vulgar version.

Amy: you know jake has really been a big dirt wipe today...
Jim: c'mon amy i know ya don't swear but don't ya want to use Ass Wipe sometimes?

by Clocksisweird December 14, 2019

Dirt divert

To sell someone out to take the focus off of one's own devious ways

My brother pulled out all the stops when he did his usual dirt divert move on Mom

by It's Barnett again May 6, 2019

Dirt Babies

babies born in a house with no flooring, typically in the Middle East or Africa.

"Just sell slaves, go kidnap some dirt babies like they did 1526"

by AsmodeusTheOne January 10, 2025

Dirt Barbie

A complementary term for a femme who plays outside and recreates (hike, bike, climb, backpack, whitewater raft, kayak, etc.) while not minding being messy, stanky, and crunchy. Overall, buck the system. These are hard femmes/fems who know that being natural is sexy and “Barbie-fied” photoshopped images of a false male fantasy female are not. They wear sick outfits while sending lines and cracking ciders. They don’t mind climbing chalk on their clothing, but they do mind ugly outdoor fashion.

Athena lives in a van, takes baths in a river, hikes with their dog, and guides whitewater all while going real hard femme - their a wicked rad Dirt Barbie!

by Boogie Bus July 13, 2022

toenail dirt

that black shit you got under ya toenails

i tried to suck some toes but this nigga had toenail dirt

by Cocojah September 9, 2019