Cat Clause

Clause: a legal binding or document accorrding to the law.

You are legally obligated to not get up when a cat gets on your lap. You sign any responsiblities away because you have a cat on you lap. You legally can't do anything because there is a cat on your lap. "The clause states you are free to leave once the cat leaves your lap on it's own accord not your own."

"Sorry I can't get up I have Cat Clause."

"But I have Cat Clause."

"No honey I can't do this dishes, I have Cat Clause"

"Can you do it for me I have Cat Clause"

by NerdyZombie83 January 6, 2023

Cat Abuser

Someone whom totures and/or brutally murders an species named "Felis Catus" (Cat for short)
Usually done by Dog People, who think that dogs are better and that cats don't mean anything to the world.

Sometimes, Cat Abuse is done to get internet clout and/or to exploit cats for money.

Person 1 "I toture my cats daily!"
Person 2 "You...You....YOU CAT ABUSER!!!"

by CarterSmith September 13, 2023

Mangy Cat

Someone who is a rule breaker, likes to live life roughly and on the edge, and is very crafty.

She is such a mangy cat, I like her.

by ladyluck091 August 24, 2022

Tron Cat

One of Tyler, The Creator's earlier songs from his first studio album, Goblin. It is notorious for it's very offensive lyrics and is regarded among fans as being one of the most taboo songs in his discography.

Person 1: My favorite Tyler song is Tron Cat

Person 2: You edgy bitch.

by Jim J.M. Milton September 24, 2022

Lola the cat

Lola the cat is a cat named Lola that is a female and has other-worldly powers that include meowing, scratching, and climbing an Xbox mini fridge . She supports everyone and anyone. Lola can be a cowboy too. Lola appreciates you for reading this

p1: hey dude have you seen the cowboy cat
p2 : oh yeah Lola the cat is my idle

by Realdavid123 October 20, 2022

Doing The Cat

Interacting with a cat. Doing so can cause harm.

Man 1: I'm thinking about doing the cat.
Man 2:Please do not the cat.
Man 1:(Does the cat)
Man 1:(Dies)
Man 2:That's what you get for doing the cat.

by Epic69gamer January 7, 2021

Cat Pless

Cat Pless is the what some parents might say "punk" girl of the group. That's kind of Riley Waybright's thing:/. Cat Pless is so swagalishis that she could reel in anyone she wanted to. So hide ur partners cause Cat Pless's coming. She doesn't have a caffeine addiction unlike someone *cough cough* Riley Waybright. She enjoys her bunnies ears cause they're so swagger. One of her hobbies is harassing men on snapchat.

Cat Pless is so horny rn.

by peepantsforlife January 7, 2021